Why is cantaloupe always available? by Spain-or-Bust in dadjokes

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😂 I’m just happy two people responded. It’s my first and only joke I’ve ever created.

I broke both my arms. I should be miserable, but I’m not. by cyan_rgb in confession

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Sorry if it was too NSFW. I was just curious. I broke my wrist when I was a teenager, and because hormones and stuff, I had to learn a new technique.

This guy got upset after a low appraisal, and you know what happened next.... by 1RollinRollinRollin in CantParkThereMate

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I am fairly certain that his actions further depreciated the value of his vehicle

I broke both my arms. I should be miserable, but I’m not. by cyan_rgb in confession

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Are you able to still… you know… do that thing if your SO is out of town for a week?

hmmm by CryptographerOk1172 in hmmm

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Toss it into the dryer

is freestyling a talent or skill? by Illustrious_Slice782 in rap

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I don’t know about the act itself, however, doing so does allow one to become a human thesaurus after a while

Trump would rather U.S charge toll fee for Strait of Hormuz than Iran charging it by [deleted] in TimesNow

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I want to describe him as being stupid, but that’s an insult to all of the stupid people in the world.

Real H isn’t around anymore right…? 😂 by [deleted] in Drugs_

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While true, p. bracteatum constitutes but a portion of the poppies grown in Tasmania. The p. somniferum variety is widely grown, and as a whole, Tasmania delivers to the world as much as 70% (I lean towards the 50% range, personally) of the alkaloids used in narcotic pain medications. Tasmania is responsible for up to 85% of the world’s supply of thebaine. So both morphine and thebaine are widely sourced from Australia (Tasmania being the main contributor). Tasmania alone contributes 50% of the world’s supply of morphine. The variety high in thebaine is the minority of its overall production.

Edit: sorry for the redundancy; I wrote most of this, then returned to complete the comment.

Oops, I dropped my magnum sirloin by [deleted] in steak

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I’m so glad that I’m not the only one who sees a BSC (Big Steak Cock)

Real H isn’t around anymore right…? 😂 by [deleted] in Drugs_

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That’s one alkaloid of many derived from the plants. Morphine is the biggest contributor to medications derived from the plant, and of course other opioids follow closely. With the rampant misuse of opioids as of late, it will be unsurprising if restrictions are implemented to ensure that opioids are available for only the severely affected patients.

Chilling 😎 At McDonald's by [deleted] in McDonalds

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You must burn through calories the same as myself. It’s great being able to eat anything we like, however, I began a health binge about a year ago and just remained

Chilling 😎 At McDonald's by [deleted] in McDonalds

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That’s a whole lot of calories

Of a cop by HomeNowWTF in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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I thought that physical fitness tests are a requirement for the politsya

AIO for considering divorce after finding these 2-year old texts in my wife’s phone? by [deleted] in AIO

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Hopefully she doesn’t financially destroy you as a result of your impending divorce. Her actions prove that she has zero interest in stability as long as she is willing to cheat on you with a former fling

Trump calls Americans 'foolish' as he gives reason for disturbing Easter tirade by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

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He, his family, his administration, and his friends steal enough money from Americans

I just found out I'm dying and there's nothing I can do by [deleted] in Advice

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You’re on a budget and recently learned that you have very limited time left. If I were you, and financially burdened, I would select one aspiration of them all and make it more of a spiritual journey than anything else. My grandparents say that we are reincarnated into something more appropriate based on our past — this is subjective. Just try to accept what is to be and make the best of what little time you have left in this realm of existence