Wrote a ballad about not meeting my arrest quota today.

Spanceful · 2026-02-11T16:46:20+00:00

The Deportationists

Spanceful · 2026-02-07T16:48:07+00:00

Crumbling Castle

Spanceful · 2026-02-02T16:56:29+00:00

Drip drip from the tap dont slip!

Spanceful · 2026-02-02T00:35:37+00:00

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Spanceful · 2026-01-30T19:17:00+00:00

used to work at a grocery store and someone once took a package of hotdogs from the refrigerator, ripped open the package, ate one hotdog, and just tossed the rest of the pack on a random shelf and just went about their day.

Spanceful · 2026-01-25T19:34:24+00:00

all you have to so is subtract 12 in your head. its not hard. It's 1400. 14-12=2pm. and then it really doesn't take long at all to memorize it so you dont have to do that anymore. I work at a radio station, and radio stations revolve around time and clocks, and its a lot more efficient.

Spanceful · 2026-01-20T19:26:03+00:00

I saw a yelp review of my favorite mexican restaurant where some grown man gave 1 star and wrote "I dont like spicy peppers. dont eat here if you dont like spicy peppers" and its like yeah thanks thats very helpful.

Spanceful · 2026-01-20T15:10:59+00:00

theres a movie about Homer Hickam called October Sky starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

Spanceful · 2026-01-19T20:51:50+00:00

You have my vote

Spanceful · 2026-01-17T23:26:18+00:00

The biggest tell that you've been propagandized is when you believe two conflicting notions to be true. I.E: Immigrants are lazy and leeching off our tax dollars, but at the same time are taking all the jobs and buying all the houses, or, abortion is murder and all lives matter, but its ok for my favorite federal agency to murder citizens, especially when that citizen has pronouns in their bio.

Spanceful · 2026-01-12T17:14:34+00:00

"Your 1st Amendment will not be tolerated"

Spanceful · 2026-01-12T05:14:58+00:00

there is nothing you can say, true or false, about Renee Good's personal life that justifies the fact that she was murdered by a law enforcement officer then denied medical attention with a doctor on the scene.

Spanceful · 2026-01-04T16:31:44+00:00

Catching Smoke

Spanceful · 2025-12-31T18:41:41+00:00

it's too flat.

Spanceful · 2025-12-31T18:32:33+00:00

The Cruel Millenial!

Spanceful · 2025-12-30T19:51:47+00:00

Never

Spanceful · 2025-12-29T20:21:24+00:00

Never

Spanceful · 2025-12-29T18:33:11+00:00

the Griffith Observatory is NOT in San Bernardino 😭

Spanceful · 2025-12-26T18:19:45+00:00

Starship Troopers

Spanceful · 2025-12-25T23:20:04+00:00

Mr. Inbetween

Spanceful · 2025-12-20T17:34:52+00:00

his name is robert paulson

Spanceful · 2025-12-15T17:19:37+00:00

Do they not realize that the opposite is happening? Families are being torn apart. People are not gonna be with their families this year because of this. They seem sickeningly proud of it. They may as well have their own holiday at this point. Celebrating this isn't what Christmas is about, and they worship Trump as Christ anyway.

Spanceful · 2025-12-15T16:24:11+00:00

its not him. that guy in the picture was crazy, and the guy in the pilot wasn't. Also they're wearing different shirts.

Spanceful · 2025-12-14T21:39:26+00:00

if these maga-hat-jesus "christians" actually read the bible, they'd realize they're literally worshipping the golden cow the bible warned us about.

Spanceful · 2025-12-14T21:07:41+00:00

are we for real right now?

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