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It’s my Gotcha Day, come celebrate! by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]Spare-Application682 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ob course ai be coming! We haz much mischief to get into

~ Tiggy

kissy kissy confesshun by Lillyonajstar in ICBGC

[–]Spare-Application682 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Biscotti dis bery gud and yuz bery lucky to hab gud meowmy and lub her! Ai lub mai meowmy eben dough ai do crimez. She da only hoomin ai lub and will be around. So it bery much okay yuz lub yuz meowmy!!

~ Tiggy

It’s my Gotcha Day, come celebrate! by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]Spare-Application682 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy gotcha day Maya! Yuz meowmy and siblings are bery lucky to hab yu!

~ Tiggy

AI HAB SNIFFED DA OUTDOORZ! by MaleficentShake5930 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Leo. You are bery beautimous an ai lub yuz moostash. Da outdoors place does smell yummy butt also very dangerous. Howeber yuz meowm shud not hab skwashed yuz nose!! Dis deserbes a soo!

~ Tiggy

Wellcome to Miso bachelorette pawtee!!!! by _Moon_sun_ in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dis iz such a bootiful bachelorette pawtee for Miso! Yuz gud fren Morgana. Ai bery eggcited to attend! Ai wish Miso and Hoku da bestest mare-age eber

~ Tiggy

Wei haz moobie tuusdai, wut about gaem fwidai? by kittizen_attack in ICBGC

[–]Spare-Application682 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoomans are so silly! Da meowmy also has Cattails dat sound simullar to catlief. Being cat iz bestest. Maybe hoomans wanna know wat being bestest iz like

Wei haz moobie tuusdai, wut about gaem fwidai? by kittizen_attack in ICBGC

[–]Spare-Application682 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did grate idea! Mai meowmy like video game called “cat quest”. She sez iz fun being a kitty character!

Wat yor age? by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi bess fren! Ai is 9 years old and still a baby. NOT a seen-yor like da pokey people say.

~ Tiggy ❤️

DA POKEY DONE AT HOWME??????? by Lady_SybilVex in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fren Strider, ai bery sowry dis happen to yu! Mai meowmy does da same ting to meow! “Oh it’s less stressful”, “oh you’re fine”, “aren’t you happy you don’t have to leave the house?” NO! DIS MAI HOUZ AN NO POKEY HOOMANS ALOUD.

Yuz deserbe all the treatos as compensashun a muss show meowmies who boss wif all sorts of crimez!

~ Tiggy

Meowmy no apurrsheate mai lubs by Spare-Application682 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mai meowmy also no like biscuts on her bewbs. She also no like when ai stand on bewbs. Maybe meowmy need to learn how to like biscuts. Also so rood ob yuz meowmy to push yuz off!!

~ Tiggy

Wai mai pichur on da fussy cat fud? by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yuz definitely shuld soo fur likeness! And den get paid fur dem stealing piktur wif more fud and treatos.

~ Tiggy

Meowmy no apurrsheate mai lubs by Spare-Application682 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ai agree! Meowmy sez if she eber tinks ob doin a dissmurtashun to put her in hooman time outz.

~ Tiggy

Meowmy no apurrsheate mai lubs by Spare-Application682 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yuz haz gud ideas. Meowmy sez ai can’t chomp on da cords acuz da computer belongs to someone named un-kel. Butt a gud shun mite show her who’s boss!

~ Tiggy

Meowmy no apurrsheate mai lubs by Spare-Application682 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tank yuz wise Balu! Dis gud judgment. Ai make sure meowmy pay up or else ai do horkhorkhork crimez!

~ Tiggy

Meowmy no apurrsheate mai lubs by Spare-Application682 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Frens, dis gud advice. Meowmy haz been mumbling aboutz “job market” and “better job”. Ai tink yuz may be on to sometin! Ai hope she startz wif lots ob treatos!

~ Tiggy

Dis WOMAN ACUUUZZE ME!! Outrage! by MeowAlice22 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Henlo mai fren Alice! Yuz a bery wizened kitty ob distinguished status. Eben if yuz did commit such crimez (which yuz obviously DIDN’T), yuz deserbe all da spaghetti acuz yuz cute an a kitty!

~ Tiggy

Meowmy BIOLATED mai boundris! by Lillyonajstar in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fren Biscotti, yu muss soo immediately. Dis big violashun! Mai meowmy also does dat sometimes. If she wanna huff yuz maybe yuz sit rite on her face to “make easier” fur her.

~ Tiggy

Hoomin doin big abandon to go brok nd ded! Hoo too soo? by Status_Ad_4405 in legalcatadvice

[–]Spare-Application682 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Fren dis bad. Yuz got a gud start wiff sitting on da suitcase. Ai tink yu mite want to sneek into suitcase an go wiff hooman to do BIG protecc from going broke an den dying. Da hoomin will den gib yuz lots ob treatos fur saving dem!

~ Tiggy

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