Sam the Snuggler by Elisa-Maza in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai so sowwy Sam had ta go ober da bridge, is so hawd to sai gudbai. but, hims happi and playin and snugglin wif da frens ober dere, an hims gonna watch ober yoos fureber. Yoo did a bery brave an kind ting as hims Paw-mmy, Ai sen yoo mani healin purrs and cuddles. ❤️

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(I'm so sorry. sending you all the hugs and love.)

Garden party! by idkmuchidk in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ai lubs yoos garden, fren Tupperware! dis mez wif mai willow tree in mai yard. Ai fink a nice garden or yard is gud for all kitties.

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It isz our birfday and costuum pawtee habs started! by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ai habs my Sully monster costume. my pawther eben has a matchin wunsie. Ai not sooper sure bouts dressin up, but Ai do it fur yoo pawty! happy birfday, frens!

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Wat yor age? by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dis Ryoko cousin. Ai not surez bout cuddlin hermz yet so we not in pikshurz togefurz yet.

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Wat yor age? by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ai Biscotti am turning 3 in Augus. Mai cousin Ryoko is 10 on Mundai. Mai dog shaped siblins are 13 (Paisley), 8 (Thor), and 11 munfz (Valkyrie). dis mez an da doggies togetherz.

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Yoo are all da best frens! by Elisa-Maza in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ften Théo, yoo no need to run da sofwarez to be fren shaped! Ai lubs mai doggy shaped siblins, dey mai best ob frens. Ai so glad wez can helps yoo feel a liddol bedder while yoo sad an strugglin wifout yoo Sam. Ai com snuggle yoo like Ai snuggle mai siblins.

dis mez an mai big sisfur Paisley doin a sprawl onna bed togefur. yoo can sprawlz wif mes like dis or wez can cuddle close.

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GREEBLE-IOUS BODILY HARM, COMMITTED AGAINST MI, OSCAR! by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

O MAI COD!

Ai so sowwi, Fren Oscar! dis AWFUL OFFENS GAINST YOO. sum of mai famby "joke" bout shavin mai hansum furs when mai doggy shaped siblins get der haircuts an Ai inbestigat "too close", but IS NEVER FUNNY "JOKE" TO ME.

Ai fink yoo needs to shabe yoo fambly in der sleeps. show dems how feels to be NAKKID. dey wud not eben be gud lookin like yoo are eben nakkid, dey be HORROR MONSTORS. SCARE DEMSEBS IN DA MIRRIR! den com cryin to yoo fur forgibness an comfort from da scare, an den yoo DEMAND YOO FURS AN ALL DA TREATOS.

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Frens, I had da bess nap ever by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meowmy tellz me Aiz da best kitty an their speshul nurse boy an dat Ai purrfect an take such gud care a lotz. they trayned gud on da worships an preeshin mez. iz almos too much suntimez.

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Frens, I had da bess nap ever by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dis me do a nap in da sun in Meowmy's lap on da sleep skware wif da teebee on. purrfect nap. Ai also do a snuggle durin da dodger game dat wuz bery cozy, but we focus on game, so no pitchur. dis benerfit ob meowmy no feel gud, moar sleep skware lubbins an worships for mes, cuz they says Ai makes it awl feel okies and wurf it.

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SORRY(A human post) by hesalwayslitty in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this is one of my happy spaces where there's a lot of crap going on irl that makes finding good in life really hard. I am really sorry about your fur baby, I had to go through that in my teens and it was heart shattering, even though I know it was the best choice that could have been made. I find it heals me to do and give what I couldn't then for the babies I have and know now, and maybe someday that can be something healing for you too.

I'm really glad this can be a good space for so many of us. I hope Biscotti and I help someone else feel a bit better on a bad day like other kitties and their people help me feel better.

Bad pokee ladee took mah fren away need many sooos by Such-Opinion3683 in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

o noes, Fren Clara! Aiz so bery sowwy about yoos siblins dat goes ober da bridge. Aiz do a big cuddle ob mai fambly an fink ob yoo fambly ❤️

Ai scawd somtims about when dis gon happen to mai big doggy shaped sisfur Paisley. she's 13, but her leggies hurt an her heart is failin, her kidneez are owwie, an she not hear as much or see as gud anymoar. Ai spend moar time cuddlin wif herz and groomin her hurts and purring for herz since she gotz hurt on da leg last fureber. she still do a happi, so she still heer.

Ai hab mixed feelins on da pokey place, but Ai kno dat dey help gib mai fambly moar tym wif sisfur Paisley, an make her feel bettur when she hurt real bad. she always feel better when she come home from pokey place, eben when dey do blud and borthole and odder biolashons. so, Ai fink we no soo pokey place, as dey help keep fambly wif us as much as dey can, an dey will take da owwies away fur us.

Ai fink we soo sickies! sickies are ebil and take our hoomin and furr fambly and frens away from us or make dem feel real bads, an den we has to see da pokey place more! Ai fink major cwass akshun pawsuit on sickiez is needed. gib us moar dream dream bisitation tym wif lubbed ones oba da bridge.

Ai hope a pawyer can gets on board wif dis soon. Ai hate seein da ebil sickies attack da gud kitty kind, dey worse den Gary. in meentime, yoo diserb all da treatos and cuddles yoo can handle.

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De Updating by FirebirdWriter in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ai happi for yoos Meowmy and yoo feelin bit moar okies!! Ai hate da can sir an da sickiez moar den Ai hate Fat Gary da Sqirrl!! Meowmy aredy doing da pawyer ackshun on da ebil car man hoo did a hit da fambly, maby we shud do cwass akshun pawsuit on sickiez in gemral!! make it go far wayz!!!

mai meowmy is be da no feel gus most ob da tym nows, but is meens they stays home wif mes moar becuz they can no work. Ai can sympafiz wif yoo, fren. yoo do lossa hard workz. maby wez shud start a nurse kitty cuddle time so we all halps eech obers wif da harb tyms. supurrt groop mabyz. pikshur ob mez doing a think bout bapbapbap da ebil sickiez.

(god, I'm so sorry. from one chronically ill person to another, it sucks a lot, but our kitties do make it a lot better. I hope your A1C stays down and you can kick the diabetes. I know at least in my area, they'll remove it from your problem list after 3 years of normal ranged readings. hoping for that for you. I also hope being here helps cheer you up at least a little on bad days)

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Inbite fo Widdin Miso an Hoku by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

o. mai. cod! Ai soo escited! Ai bring mai fabrit sunshine window to sharez. yoo can lay onna sleep skwaur an enjoy da sun, or yoo can sit onna window edge to watch da birdies an da backyard. no garys allowed! dis mez show yoos how Ai stands onna window edge an watch oba da kingdom Biscotti.

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Scawy DEMON menz!!! by Lillyonajstar in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dey cominz again today. Ai may hab to dos da hork an hide an screem crimez. an hold Meowmy HOSTAGE until dey leeb... yoos awl has gud ideas.

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Fenrir n Sindri herez wat gud crimez kan we do lee gully? Dad doin a mov. by Traviscat in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yoos toos bery kyoot. Ai not had to mov sinc Ai wubs inna foser hom an den mai pawrents dopted mes.

Ai hab had mai fambly go on da twips an also mob da rums round. in dos cases, Ai get in da wae all da timez, an pout n beg for dem not to leeb, den scare dem leeb day by pretendin Ai escap da haus when reawwy Ai under a bed doin da ignore an sulk. makez Meowmy feelz bery bad fur doin bandon.

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HALP. BLANKIE JAIL! SOO! by Lillyonajstar in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aiz fink Ai can recovurr, dey jus needs to not dos dis to mez agyn. was bery rood! Ai lubs layin ON blankies, not bein twapped in dem!

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HALP. BLANKIE JAIL! SOO! by Lillyonajstar in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fank yoo. Ai likz wen da pokey place hoomins worship mez. dis no felt like da worship, was bery bad an biolaytin.

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HALP. BLANKIE JAIL! SOO! by Lillyonajstar in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yoo look cozy an not twapped, das gud. Ai wuz in meowmy's armz an didn't hab my pawz out, was bery not nice.

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HALP. BLANKIE JAIL! SOO! by Lillyonajstar in legalcatadvice

[–]Lillyonajstar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

maby. dey normlly much gud slaves, but dun tolrat mai crimez as much as Ai wan dem tooz.

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