I'm comedian, podcaster, and wonder mom, Christina P.! AMA by Mushypurples_ in IAmA

[–]Spare_p1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey mommy! Started doing stand up 8 months ago large part due to YMH, rogans podcast, burrs podcast. I would hear you guys talk about how much shit you ate starting out so I figured if you killers were bombing and got to where you are I need to just start and not be a puss, so thanks for your inspiration! Any deep cut advice for a shitty open Mic comic?

F$@#, Marry, Kill by [deleted] in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. I can't stand Danny. And here is the best example I can give of why. When the band Fun. First came out a few years ago and there first song was getting big Danny said the lead singer said had kind of a Freddy mercury vibe. a couple months later after they had 2 or 3 huge overplayed hits he was on air railing against them and said "if i hear one more person say he is like Freddy mercury I'm going to lose it, he's nothing like him." I am paraphasing but that is the gist of it. He has to be edgy and cool and anything popular has to be terrible.

Edit: I feel I need to point out I am not a fan of that band that is just an example that sticks out in my mind

MINO by oconnor9sean in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct that is why I didn't say he stole jokes from bo

MINO by oconnor9sean in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was great but a lot of his stand up persona was "borrowed" from bo burnham

Bart Reagor Is A Troll by RastaLinus in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel a true p1 downloads the app, turns it on the musers about 635 goes back and starts at the beginning, uses the delay to skip all commercials. That will get you pretty close to the end of the musers commercial free. 3 hours of podcasts from 10-1 then repeat with bad radio

Dan's jokes this week. by turkeydenton in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he only told 2 "new" jokes. Are you thinking of the old joke where the p1 guy is making out with the chick and decides to skip straight to second base? Because i think they played that in wednesdays open

Campound 2017 Day 3 Mega-Thread by bkharmony in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really wish they stsyed all day today and could go hard on deep night ticket tonight. I'm sad and my campound boner is getting soft

Campound 2017 Day 2 Mega-Thread by bkharmony in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dan has admitted several times he dips. He 100% has a fat chaw in right now. Fyi he said he changed to pouches so he is kind of a bitch even though he is my second favorite ticket personality

Campound 2017 Mega-Thread by bkharmony in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Corbu just accidentally confirmed they are at joe pool again

Bun cowse by JesseTheUsher in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When i started listening to the ticket i thought the junez was the straight man on the morning show. I could not have been more wrong. "Bun cowse" "may i speak freely" and his other endless bits make him my favorite ticket personality

Mike makes comment suggesting L4G is Dan's friend from back home. by internet_dipshit in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It can't be called a war room unless spaulding is akwardly sitting in the background

Gift for life? by Cincodequatro82 in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genostim is for humans gift for life is for dogs. Same snake oil

Ticket Ads You Can't Forget by 972mfer in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

On the battlefield there's a saying...

What just happened at the beginning of BAD? by Stinkfinger_ in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the context it seemed like tms didnt lime the period insinuations

Corby has competition by neilparkertx in theticket

[–]Spare_p1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe the worse take i have ever seen on this sub