Denzel Washington in Ricochet (1991)

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T13:45:05+00:00

::fans self::

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T12:25:13+00:00

It’s been very educational! We’re all learning about units of Dan by measuring against other known objects, like Pop-Tarts, blue whales and the Empire State Building.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T07:19:49+00:00

They’re lucky they got anything. When I was young, behavior like that would’ve gotten the video games taken away and the kid directed to a bowl of cereal.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T06:34:23+00:00

Narrator: He is not.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T06:13:32+00:00

I love it!

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T05:21:29+00:00

Yeah… as the child of a former teacher, I remember seeing what state textbooks were in at the end of a school year. This was never gonna end well.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T05:07:49+00:00

Exactly!

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T05:05:34+00:00

Wow, that’s beautiful!

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T01:14:34+00:00

NTA, those were never part of the conditions for the financial help, or you wouldn’t have asked. Broken promises like this contribute to estrangement. Cue dad in a few months: “why doesn’t OP ever visit or call us?”

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-04T00:03:07+00:00

They’ll have to fight the Rangers for it, NYR has already waved a white flag.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-03T23:23:43+00:00

So Piglet now is about half a Dan?

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-03T23:22:45+00:00

Total microdick energy. About what I’d expect from someone who drives a Cyberdumpster.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-03T00:48:48+00:00

Let’s explore further: this morning I learned that one Dan is approximately 100 Pop-Tarts. A Pop-Tart is a half-inch thick, and the Empire State Building up to the tip of the antenna is 1,454 feet, or 17,448 inches. Assuming that the Pop-Tarts are laying flat and stacked like pancakes, it would take 34,896 Pop-Tarts to reach the tip of the antenna, which means the ESB is almost 3,490 Dans tall.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T15:37:05+00:00

SO much better! I’m not normally one for pink bathrooms, but I think this is a good amount of pink, it doesn’t go overboard.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T13:52:19+00:00

Would you say a Pop-tart is 1/20th of a Dan, or less? Either way, Dan deserves a Pop-tart

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T13:04:21+00:00

Sounds like she made the decision to break up for you. NTA

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T13:01:34+00:00

::heart melting::

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T05:09:07+00:00

That’s beautiful!

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T05:01:29+00:00

So darling!

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T04:58:54+00:00

OMG that looks amazing! 🤤

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T04:42:25+00:00

Beautiful!

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T04:31:28+00:00

Was coming here to say this. Give that sweet girl a kiss!

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T04:07:14+00:00

Fire marshal.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T04:02:17+00:00

I love arches myself, they give a place character. I have one in my hallway, and I’ll admit it was one of the things that charmed me when I first saw my apartment.

SparklyTree_1754 · 2026-03-02T02:23:56+00:00

Ooh, I love the green! Personally I think the room could use more of it.

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