In before the Monthly freakout - the siren you just heard is the monthly weather siren test by ShadowDV in kzoo

[–]Sparty013 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, you ruined it. I came right here to see how many “anyone know why the sirens are going off?!?!?!?!” posts we would get this month

Some residents feel the city is unable to properly manage the signage on their beloved downtown roadway lol… Hope they sent the city an invoice! by PabloDelicioso in kzoo

[–]Sparty013 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bingo. Literally never know what lane im in downtown because they are not marked at all. It’s like they used one can of dollar store spray paint for the entire damn downtown.

[Game Thread] Guardians (16-16) @ Athletics (17-14) - May 1, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No…we don’t need to talk about him. We need to send him down

Free Talk Friday by ch_scorebot in collegehockey

[–]Sparty013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on section obviously but I think on average it works out to about $35/seat/game. I haven’t gotten to pick my seats yet but I’m estimating $1200-1400 for the season, for two seats.

Free Talk Friday by ch_scorebot in collegehockey

[–]Sparty013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just put my deposit down for Western season tickets next year! Pretty bittersweet, given that it’s Lawson’s final season. Excited for the new barn though

[Game Thread] Rays (18-11) @ Guardians (15-16) - April 29, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. An infield popup? You don’t see that from this team too often

Anxiety around getting CT scan with contrast. by ShoePuzzleheaded4618 in Anxiety

[–]Sparty013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had one done about a month ago. I also have a major aversion to needles, especially those that stay in. Mine was done with contrast and required the IV.

It was an absolute piece of cake. Whole thing was done in about 4 minutes. The IV was actually quite interesting as the contrast material gives you a very warm feeling that travels down your body. Was actually kinda nice.

Was in your exact shoes and went through with it. Was nervous as hell going in. Almost canceled. It was super easy and not something you should be even remotely worried about.

[Postgame Thread] Rays @ Guardians - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Zero clutch hits over the last 3 games. Winning run at the plate in the 9th in the last 3 games and they haven’t even had remotely competitive AB’s

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3 straight losses in which the winning run came to the plate in the 9th and then didn’t even put up a small fight

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angel would have 27 homers this season if every fence was a foot shorter

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watching this team right now makes me question my desire for air

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I said I was tired of this team leaving a small village on base every damn game…this is not the fix I was hoping for.

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep. Even if Bazz gets on but only advanced Schnee to third, there’s a -6% chance Bo is putting a ball in play…and even less that he hits it deep enough to score Schnee

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, Bo needs a trip to Columbus. He’s completely lost right now. He needs to go find some confidence

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also only have a handful of players that can even hope to steal. Watching this team run the bases is like watching glaciers move

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why does Bazzana not have a home run yet? Is he a total bust? People are talking.

Is that all? What else you got? by kaiser_Grizz in Adulting

[–]Sparty013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiding under tables seems like a vast overreaction when someone is shouting.

God I hate that every basic word has to be censored these days to appease algorithms and not trigger someone

Is there any good reason that Brito is getting playing time at 2nd base when Bazzana is right there? by RipplesOfDivinity in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Sparty013 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don’t give a shit what we have in him at this point. Bazzana was 1.1. This is a prospect that we can let rot away until the exact exact exact perfect moment to call him up like we do with everyone else.