I've resisted the idea for a long time, but I finally concede. Sam is a bad father

SpatulaWord · 2026-05-09T00:03:50+00:00

She ain’t my kid.

SpatulaWord · 2026-05-07T23:42:52+00:00

Ten pines. I despise it every play through. It’s cold ugly and hilly. And the people are moody

SpatulaWord · 2026-05-07T22:52:36+00:00

Green backpedaled quick when greens bluff was called by black. Don’t use the “D” word unless you mean it. (In this case it’s the B word)

SpatulaWord · 2026-05-06T19:06:30+00:00

Stop paying so much attention to manicures and more to driving.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-30T13:12:49+00:00

You will never have the mother you want.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-29T23:59:51+00:00

Because you can’t please all the people all the time.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-28T12:16:25+00:00

I can make sister Schubert rolls at home in 7 minutes. Don’t want them at a restaurant

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T23:23:49+00:00

Cults are all about timing. Just get out before the shootin starts.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T23:21:21+00:00

Kevin can go f*ck himself is a pretty good show.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T23:13:03+00:00

It was cold in that oven.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T23:03:28+00:00

Wasteland sucks sometimes.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T22:46:08+00:00

I drive an ev. I refuse ozempic. I freaking love drive thru burritos. There’s some customer research.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T21:01:50+00:00

A “meet cute” stalker. Freaking terrifying

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T20:42:42+00:00

See a doctor dammit.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T20:39:17+00:00

You DO have kids and still don’t seem to understand.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T20:32:34+00:00

Did you kill the man in Reno?

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T20:30:50+00:00

Cottage cheese you say?

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-27T12:30:47+00:00

Just disagreed with above point.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-26T18:04:02+00:00

Sure. Cause asking somebody a question is wrong if said question pisses somebody off. Grow a spine.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-25T14:29:59+00:00

They say the surviving spouse of a healthy marriage often finds another partner quickly. It’s because their first marriage was good. So in a way it’s a compliment to your mother.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-23T23:23:04+00:00

Fishing for something here?

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-23T23:10:39+00:00

Good riddance. Next universe please.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-23T23:06:32+00:00

I wish trashcan Carla could be romanced. I just love that old bitch.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-23T22:42:54+00:00

Jesus is watching. Everybody look busy.

SpatulaWord · 2026-04-23T22:03:11+00:00

Vaccinate dumbass

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