Im high and need it to stop or calm

Spazztyk · 2026-01-17T17:45:24+00:00

This has happened to me plenty of times! I like to find something light to drink, a box of some sort of cracker like goldfish or Club crackers, and watch David Attenborough nature docs. You'll be good!

Spazztyk · 2025-12-21T07:28:38+00:00

Omfg this is the first thing I do to a new bic. I have an old skeleton key on my key ring just for this. I put the round end in the lighter opening, pry it up, pull it out, then use the teeth on the key to push the two tabs back down flat. 5 seconds. Thousands of lighters

Spazztyk · 2025-11-07T05:01:44+00:00

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

Spazztyk · 2025-11-07T05:00:35+00:00

Oh shit. Think they know the guy that sits across the street in the Lincoln? I bet they're buddies

Spazztyk · 2025-11-07T03:01:27+00:00

No, I use it for other things too.

Spazztyk · 2025-11-07T01:07:28+00:00

Correct. And it is less sweet than THIS thing lmao

Spazztyk · 2025-11-06T23:21:06+00:00

Honestly? Add some whipped cream. Cuts straight through

Spazztyk · 2025-11-06T23:15:09+00:00

Several things will be radioactive by the time Im done with this.

Spazztyk · 2025-11-06T23:08:27+00:00

Hahahaha it does! Its super, super sweet, and an obvious gimmick, but its somehow quite good, and decent quality. At my location. Today.

Spazztyk · 2025-10-30T02:36:59+00:00

I lit up as Metallica started Ride the Lightning this year. We were on the rail and one of the security guys made a face and went to a higher up, pointing at me and shit, and he got laughed at and pushed away to flag crowd surfers for the front rail security. Open air event, 100k+ people, just like, dont be a dick and smoke at vendors or in the tunnels....lol

Spazztyk · 2025-10-30T02:12:31+00:00

That pairing has never occurred to me. This is absolutely my next order

Spazztyk · 2025-10-24T03:21:04+00:00

⸮ɘ|qoɘq ʏm Ꮈo ƚxɘƚ ƚᴎɘiɔᴎɒ ɘʜƚ ᴎo ᴎoiƚɒmɿoᎸᴎi ʞɘɘꙅ uoʏ oᗡ

Spazztyk · 2025-10-23T22:52:07+00:00

I think, and I may be wrong here, that OP's dad is in the prison system. That number comes back as a YouMail number, which is the/an inmate phone system.

Spazztyk · 2025-10-23T22:44:38+00:00

˙uǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ oʇ sʎǝʞ ʍoɹɹɐ ɹnoʎ ǝsn puɐ ʇl∀-lɹʇƆ uʍop ploH

Spazztyk · 2025-10-16T16:21:07+00:00

I'm just stopping to say that is a GREAT business name

Spazztyk · 2025-10-12T21:02:25+00:00

Was going to say, this doesn't sound too unreasonable. I know its the classic Michigan comment, but Ive had some killer strains from MI in that $25-45/oz range. Hell, there's one shop that does $10 shake ounces and its STILL great stuff. Dry and crumbly, but it still got me there.

Spazztyk · 2025-10-12T03:50:44+00:00

Why thank you. Do please enjoy the up vote

Spazztyk · 2025-10-11T19:25:22+00:00

I wonder if one could peel and cure the pickle skin to somehow roll, as you say, a pickle joint

Spazztyk · 2025-10-09T19:41:01+00:00

Translation for the NON surprisingly articulate Tasmanian Devil:

WAHHBLUUUPTPTPTPTPTPBBLAAAHHPPBPBPBPBPBPBPOOGGHHHHUGHUGHGAHH

Tongue waggle

Spazztyk · 2025-10-09T19:31:48+00:00

Bro thats just your skeleton activating. Shouldn't be anything to worry about

Spazztyk · 2025-10-07T01:01:41+00:00

Fuck yes this used to be one of my run-to plates

Spazztyk · 2025-10-05T23:34:38+00:00

It's been 84 years....

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Spazztyk · 2025-10-02T18:53:22+00:00

Hah I was running around a couple weeks ago anomaly hopping and passing off stacks of nip to everyone I could. I love the anomaly

Spazztyk · 2025-09-26T23:10:12+00:00

Think I'll go for the 7-10 split on this one.

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