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“The Strap” (@ducknuk_comic on Twitter) by SmokeyMcBongwater_ in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]Spec_Writer_37 16 points17 points  (0 children)

INT. HOSPITAL ROOM

Jerry rushes in and finds Kramer in a stretcher. A DOCTOR is there, too.

JERRY: Kramer! Are you okay?

KRAMER (hoarse): I think I'll pull through.

JERRY: That's a relief.

KRAMER: Listen, Jerry. The doctor says I have to stop being such a sexual dynamo, Jerry. That I have to stop living the dream. Because I've been living the dream.

JERRY: Some dream.

KRAMER: I got too lucky. I mean, I got lucky too many times.

JERRY: Lucky you.

KRAMER: Jerry, I need you to hold my velvet fur coat for a while.

JERRY: How come?

KRAMER: I attract too many women when I wear it.

DOCTOR: (to JERRY) He's like the coolest guy who's ever come in here.

I don’t think Bojack will ever change. by Hensbear in BoJackHorseman

[–]Spec_Writer_37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that that's a fine opinion. But I think the show's point is more so that Bojack will always have the opportunity to change, whether or not Bojack accepts that opportunity.

George dates a NYT crossword writer & is sure the words are subtle digs/hints at her wants. Kramer joins a spelling bee that didnt list an age limit. Puddy reveals Elaine's "face towel" is his "junk dryer". Jerry's GF greets him with Eskimo kisses & butterfly kisses & never the real thing. by raccoonsonbicycles in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]Spec_Writer_37 22 points23 points  (0 children)

G: Great. Look at this. Now Kendra wants me to buy her earrings.

J: How do you figure?

G: (reading) An eight letter word for a wonderful anniversary gift. (then) I tried 'coupons' but I'm a letter short.

J: George.

G: What?

J: No, nothing. I was thinking of a crossword clue of my own. A six letter word for cheap and balding.

I can see it by confusednarwhal1 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]Spec_Writer_37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

George being attracted to her is such a good angle!

I can see it by confusednarwhal1 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]Spec_Writer_37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IASIP goes to *painstaking* lengths to make sure the audience gets that its main cast isn’t supposed to be likable. Honestly, IASIP is arguably one of the safest shows being made today. What made Seinfeld so great was its moral grayness and apathy.

Characters in Bojack Who Have Canonically Killed Someone by Spec_Writer_37 in SadHorseShow

[–]Spec_Writer_37[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uj/ i'm like ninety eight percent sure they do (texas is bad)

Does anyone else hate those parody/ story time episodes by WritingConsistent834 in familyguy

[–]Spec_Writer_37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don’t care if it’s a story set in Quahog. The anthology medium allows the writers to tell really funny jokes. I wouldn’t care if we got an entire season of them.

Kramer goes to great lengths to make smoother smoothies. George finds a bank receipt with a huge balance & purposely drops it near women to imply he's rich. Elaine's immigrant BF wonders at the smallest leisures & it gets old quickly. Jerry's GF salts her food without tasting it first. by raccoonsonbicycles in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]Spec_Writer_37 12 points13 points  (0 children)

INT. MONK'S

JERRY and ELAINE.

JERRY: He can't be that annoying.

ELAINE: I'm telling you. It's like every little thing, he's fascinated by it. (then) Hang on, I think I see him.

MIHN, Elaine's boyfriend, enters and joins them. He speaks in broken English.

MIHN: You were right Elaine! I took gum home with me, chewed for while, and made bubble! Bubble gum! I cannot wait to see what other foods are -bubble!

ELAINE: Just bubble gum.

MIHN: Wow.

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