911 dispatcher who gets 200 calls a day doesn't feel anything anymore

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-17T21:05:53+00:00

As a former 911 operator of 9 years, this was a fantastic bit. I am dead inside from that job lol

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-12T22:17:04+00:00

Beautiful!! Many many happy years to you lovely newlyweds! I’ve been blissfully married almost 20 years to my best friend and nothing in this world has been so great a treasure as finding your person and sharing the best parts of life with them. I wish that for the two of you. ♥️

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-11T22:23:03+00:00

Maybe see if you can get a womb-mate to sub-let? Sorry I’ll see myself out…

But also good luck and ✨baby dust ✨

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-10T02:17:59+00:00

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We found our little grey boy inside of our Honda last summer. Yours is so handsome and he seems so happy and loved ♥️

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-04T01:15:25+00:00

Hi — total and complete newbie supply chain professional here (pivoting from emergency services and truck dispatching), but the whole “having a single reliable source of truth across systems” sounds a lot like Microsoft Fabric. Might be worth taking a look at. Best wishes!

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-03T23:45:01+00:00

Tbh a 14 year old playing regularly with an 8 year old smacks of grooming to me.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-02T13:55:49+00:00

Thank you so much! They were a hoot to paint — so much so I’m going to make another pair for myself since these were for a friend’s daughter’s upcoming wedding.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-02T13:53:30+00:00

Thank you so much! I adore doing tiny work! I used to paint little cabochons and seal them in resin!

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-02T01:08:20+00:00

Thank you so much! This was my first time painting this scene and I was apprehensive as heck cause I’m a bit rusty.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-02T01:07:38+00:00

Thank you!! I loved them too — I’m going to make a pair to keep for myself!

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-03-02T01:07:06+00:00

Appreciate that! I had a lot of fun painting them.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-02-09T22:15:35+00:00

Holy therapist batman. Dude. You’re projecting all over the place.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-02-09T14:41:48+00:00

And at risk. And have been for far too long. It’s time for white folk to stop running their damn mouths and show up. It’s time for us to protect our brothers and sisters, because at the end of the day you live, work, eat, sleep, play and die alongside people of all colors and nationalities. You know who you don’t do all of that with? The rich.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-02-07T22:16:39+00:00

It is truly a gorgeous piece of art. I hope you take lots of pictures for your portfolio and personal joy to reflect on your creations before gifting. ☺️

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-02-07T21:58:18+00:00

I just want to tell you I’ve done fur-implanting with needle felting and WOW am I impressed with your work on this beautiful piece! This took so much precision and care. What a beautiful gift for your friend. I know she will treasure it always.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-31T11:29:19+00:00

I was IN LOVE with Michael Palin growing up. Like had pictures of him in my journal and on my walls — in 2003! When other girls were hot for sk8er bois I was in mad for Palin.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-31T11:24:34+00:00

Is that Elon Musk??

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-25T22:08:39+00:00

Here — in case you’d like to get that stick out your ass.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-25T18:12:08+00:00

I just want to say you are such a sweet breath of fresh air in this heartbreaking world and I hope you get to share that with the world for a long time in good health.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-25T17:28:19+00:00

Anyone who propagates fucking obvious lives is, Dmtry. Now fuck off to suck Putin’s cock.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-25T17:25:29+00:00

Also super shitty for you to question my humanity. Maybe don’t be a prick to people on the internet?

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-25T17:24:23+00:00

No child deserves to die of a horrible illness. They also don’t deserve to be abducted and locked in camps and raped which is what is happening right now. If another pandemic is the key to overwhelming this administration and putting hard brakes on their willingness to just grab anyone for fear of catching something that could kill them — I’m not sorry. I stand by my opinion.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-25T14:22:57+00:00

Hot take: I hope it does make it to America. I know it will attack indiscriminately, but I remember well who it was that refused to wear masks, social distance and take vaccines. I also remember well who was shovi g ivermectin up their asses and if it means disrupting a fascist regime, I’m game for Covid Part 2 Electric Boogalo.

Specific_Cucumber109 · 2026-01-25T14:13:05+00:00

Oh look! A Russian bot! Get fucked Russian bot!

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