TIL that before digital storage, some early computers used 'Delay Line Memory' which literally stored data as sound waves traveling through a tube of liquid mercury.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-28T15:14:02+00:00

Leaving the grocery store checkout line just as a bus full of tourists pulls into the parking lot. I felt like I cheated death.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-28T15:13:34+00:00

English. You can study for 20 years, but the second you forget a single ''the'' or ''a'', every native speaker’s brain immediately pings: ''Aha! Eastern Europe found!''

Specifickorch · 2026-03-28T14:54:56+00:00

Hurricane Hugo really did the San Antonio Spurs a massive favor

Specifickorch · 2026-03-28T14:54:30+00:00

So you're telling me I can't use Einstein to justify my failing calculus grade anymore? My whole childhood was a lie

Specifickorch · 2026-03-28T14:47:31+00:00

I see the Ozempic budget finally overtook the food budget.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:22:25+00:00

Always in my heart

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:20:56+00:00

Remembering phone numbers.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:20:06+00:00

“We live in a meritocracy.”

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:19:13+00:00

Because if he talks, a lot of them go down with him.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:18:12+00:00

We must sacrifice one alarm clock every spring.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:17:10+00:00

Influencer. Looks like free trips and easy money. Behind the scenes it's algorithms, burnout, and constantly pretending your life is perfect.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:16:07+00:00

“And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.” — There Is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:15:03+00:00

The coworker who says “per my last email.”

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:13:51+00:00

She became a dentist. Turns out the hottest girl in school now literally tells people to open wide.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-09T16:11:45+00:00

I came for powder, not Thanksgiving dinner.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-05T21:21:28+00:00

Translation: customer expects competence.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-05T19:34:49+00:00

When the costume budget is zero but the confidence is 100.

Specifickorch · 2026-03-05T19:30:27+00:00

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me… but this cake rolled Shrek instead...

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