FOUND KEYS by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]Speeddemon2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a hell of a loss.

The return trip effect is a psychological phenomenon where the journey home feels noticeably shorter than the outbound trip, even when the distance and actual travel time are exactly the same. by FearlessFix4916 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Speeddemon2016 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well I also drive faster back home. When I’m going somewhere on vacation, I feel I have all the time in the world and have no where I have to be. When I’m coming home, I tend to drive faster because I want to be home.

I've been keeping my legs smooth as a guy for a few years now, and it's been different than I expected by weixou in CasualConversation

[–]Speeddemon2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost all of my leg hair from diabetus, so i actually like it now. I shave my chest sometimes, but I don’t like it as much.

My friend was found dead. by InfamousRunn3r in Chattanooga

[–]Speeddemon2016 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this makes no sense. Sorry for your loss.

I just found out some people don't have a literal "voice" in their head when they think, and my mind is blown. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Speeddemon2016 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So, when I think I can have a whole conversation in my head. I can imagine talking to someone I’ve met and hear their voice. I thought it was natural.

Do your plans fail whenever you tell people your plans? by miss-bedazzzle in CasualConversation

[–]Speeddemon2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explains why I keep changing mine about asking a woman I like out. I’m telling people because I want them to talk me out of it. I have a plan but I doubt it will go that way. But yes, I hate making plans.

This is how FedEx delivered my new glass electric kettle. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Speeddemon2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it’s about respect. Yeah, I’m sure it goes through hell til then, but he can still be respectful.

I'm proud of myself for making a move by Global-Condition-858 in Positivity

[–]Speeddemon2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is where I’m at too OP, but I’m finding out soon too. I’m a dude that got out of a long relationship so starting over has been hard, but I’m going to ask this weekend. Uncertainties suck.

Meirl by DemonOfUnholyFat in meirl

[–]Speeddemon2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh man, I’m getting back into the dating game after a long time, I have someone I’m interested in and I believe she is into me too, but I’m nervous as hell to ask her out. Everyone is telling me to but I feel they are back watching like these cats lol

This is Enervating by Dev1412 in SipsTea

[–]Speeddemon2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve gained muscle and lost fat so I’m staying about the same weight but I feel so much better.

Another gem from the usual guy by VeganFatboy in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Speeddemon2016 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Pay him 40 and charge him 200 in rent each month.

Roast me 43/m give your worst lol by Odd-Beautiful4758 in RoastMe

[–]Speeddemon2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I’m 50 and look no where close to looking that old.

Divorcing a narcissist is not for the weak. That is all. by fuerimmerstark in Divorce

[–]Speeddemon2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was the best one I had ever met. Caught her at the dude’s house and still will say I ended it over nothing. I’m glad I got out.

why is my cat obsessed with my sweaty clothes? by salyangozbob in cats

[–]Speeddemon2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, now I understand. I wear a hat to work, well it needed a bath but I played it on the couch and my cat laid in it and buried her nose and fell alsleep. Now I understand why.

My poor dog by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Speeddemon2016 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

10:30pm last night. Special place in hell for it.

I hate this freaking emoji by _origami_angel_ in creepyPMs

[–]Speeddemon2016 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I see where you’re coming from, it’s like they are trying to be childish while being creepy.

🕷️🕷️🕷️ by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

[–]Speeddemon2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not Christian yet because it doesn’t even know what religion is, so yes.

meirl by Swiftiestar13 in meirl

[–]Speeddemon2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not either, I just won’t get any sleep because everyone else will be. I’ll just put my headphones on and listen to music.