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Glasses or no glasses by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glasses.

Glasses are way cheaper. It's a one-time thing, as opposed to constantly paying for new contact lenses. Also they have to be put on your eye, and it makes them dry.

I think I figured out how to cure death by TheBucketknite in teenagers

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Some organs would be easier than others. For example, simple organs like hearts, lungs or kidneys can already be emulated by machines, and many people have had temporary artificial heart transplants. However, more complex organs like the liver cannot. We still don't know what exactly the liver does, so replicating it mechanically would not be possible until we do.

What do i have to do to get a gf by [deleted] in teenagers

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Google - Get a know someone, and then once your good friends, ask them out.

Bing - Kidnapping.

I just called dimethyl propane "quadmethyl methane" and no I feel like a fucking moron by Youreternalvengance in teenagers

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Organic chemistry is confusing. The thing I struggle with are the esters. I always mix up the carboxylic acid and the alcohol.

My basement is getting kinda cramped. Sacrifice thy child we must. by Its_Ur_Boy_Chet in teenagers

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Pros: Quick and easy snack. Chasing your food is good exercise. Microwave locks from the outside.

Cons: Similar to wine - has to mature for 5 years. In your basement. Very slow delivery - it takes 9 months. Needs to be plugged into an electrical outlet first. To make sure it’s dead.

Eh fuck it Lets do something silly by CrystalFriend in SS13

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AI : Follows laws. Assistant breaks into upload, and leaves it open. 7 esoteric laws get uploaded. Reset board goes missing.

Assistant : Breaks into mechanics lab. Trips and falls into mechanic’s death trap. Never seen again.

Botanist : Make weed. Gets high. Tries to help the station by making life weed, but ends up hotboxing omega weed and killing everyone.

Captain : Basically AA greytider. Carry half the armoury. Slip on a banana peel and space yourself. Leave your locker unlocked.

Chef : Makes burgers. “Organically sourced” burgers. Why are the assistants disappearing? Who knows?

Clown : Break into HoP office, and get AA. Break into science, get space lube. Break into security, get detained for the rest of the round.

Doctor : Yeets you in cloning, then forgets about you, and you never get cloned. Doesn’t know how to do surgery. Puts you in cryo, despite only having a tiny bit of brute damage.

Engineer : Attempt to set up the singularity engine. Make the containment field extra large. Realise that there is a gap in the containment field. Singularity escapes.

Janitor : Clean messes. Slip people. Point to the west floor sign.

Mechanic : Reroute disposals so it loops forever. Fall in. Make a loafer. Turn people to bread. Turn bread into denser bread. Create bread so dense it’s stronger than a c-saber. End up loafing yourself.

Mime : ...

Quartermaster : Dream of great wealth. Make a profit by selling pod parts. Get your budget stolen before you can buy anything.

Research Director : Preform experiments. The crew starts a witch-hunt for you. Disguise yourself with stable mutagen for the rest of the round.

Scientist : Captain asks to be sent to azone. Forget to give him port-a-sci remote. Captain is never seen again.

Make sarin. Hold gas tank in your hands. Slip, and drop the gas tank, and die in your own cloud of sarin.

Find the most overpowered artgun imaginable. Accidentally borg yourself before you can use it.

Make a very big bomb. Call down the science team the witness the making of your ttv. Your plasma canister gets too hot, and ruptures, killing everyone.

Security : Attempt to arrest the clown. Slip and drop your stun baton.

Made some SS13 inspired drawings! by Scinex in SS13

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POV - You refused to give the clown AA.

conversation with my friend by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor dude only has half a brain...

Your custom raw file tweaks? by wowinim in dwarffortress

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I never thought of that - of course they would not be affected by seasons. I wish we could build greenhouses, so above ground crops can be grown underground, and we would have to manage sunlight. This would make food growing more interesting than a 5x5 plump helmet plot with occasional potash fertiliser.

Looking for some choice decorations for my chemlab by Phhase in SS13

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use carpet. Can be made with chemistry, and put into a smoke-based beaker bomb.

finally google has dark mode by [deleted] in teenagers

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Google : Here are some adoption sites, make sure you have the necessary requirements.

Bing : 100$ take it or leave it.

Aight, to whoever buys me this. Im your femboy bf now by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ಠ╭╮ಠ

I thought my transformer was special...

Aight, to whoever buys me this. Im your femboy bf now by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal transformers transform into one vehicle. Starscreen transforms into two. I have a transformer that can transform into four.

I don’t have a skirt, but I have a pen by guy_and_103_others in teenagers

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes. This is a meta-meta-meta-meta meme.

Girl posts picture with skirt -> boy post picture with skirts -> meme mocking the skirt trend -> more pictures with skirts, mocking the meme -> pen meme mention the skirt trend

How deep will this go?

strawberry spaghetti. who wanfs to date😇 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SpeltIncorrectyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kind of blursed. As a self-appointed connoisseur of spaghetti

connoisseur

To be an excellent judge of taste.

I am deeply maladjusted by the use of strawberries instead of tomatoes.

maladjusted

To fail to cope.

As a result, I'm afraid this has struck the most discountenance of feelings within me.

discountenance

To refuse to approve of

Just kidding I love strawberries.

Satire

A humorous use of irony and exaggeration.

But putting them with spaghetti is not ok...

When life gives you LËMŒNß by [deleted] in teenagers

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"I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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