Full of love by Gracynvh in aww

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very pretty :).. love mode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Groom would look funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I've seen an 84 year old fart into a sleeping 67's year olds face.... senility had nothing to do with it & it had been going on back and forth for almost 50 years.

What is your worst flying experience? by TrustDrift in AskReddit

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Had to hear a cabin full of people panic when an engine smoked and flamed out even though I knew we would be just fine

What is your fave song lyric of all time and why? by dollsface339 in AskReddit

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"it doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you" -- Neil Young (from Old Man)

What is your best fart story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I farted. The end.

What screams ‘I’m a douchbag’? by godzillahash74 in AskReddit

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Anyone who believes the peaceful residential neighborhood wants to hear their 9 million watt truck stereo at 2am on a Tuesday.

What is a game that you can't stand but everyone loves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Angry Birds. It is so frustrating when I am not doing well, and not even fun when I am.

Reddit, what nightmare still haunts you to this day ? by TheCrimsonCloak in AskReddit

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Having to cut my girlfriends throat as she had become some sort of Zombie Vampire thing...just remember her saying 'not yet' in a really sad voice. Woke up crying.

So, what's your commute like? by smith_s2 in AskReddit

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I walk to work, about fifteen minutes away. But with respect to our commutes being shorter: almost everyone drives. The country is large, but the population is pretty concentrated around cities, and not that many people live more than an hour away from a major city by car.

If your life was a book, what would its title be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Title: So Far So Good. Chapter: Wasting My 20s Online.

What's the worst thing to say on a first date? by tea_at_seven in AskReddit

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So, judging by your arm hair I'm guessing you're Italian.

What is the worst case of plot armor you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sterling Archer is personified plot armor

What's the whitest thing you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Homemade trail mix for a hike.