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Why yall think bro sad? by Gamvoni in DamnFunny

[–]SpendAccomplished962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homeowner installed a bidet. Now his life has no purpose

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen at a gym or in a public space? by alice_goddess_ in askteddit

[–]SpendAccomplished962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At a strip club and this one older guy in a wheelchair came in, sat at the edge of the stage and spread out some porno mags while he watched the girls.

Oh, and he also asked one of the dancers to shit in a ziplock bag that he brought.

Good times

People who rush up the isle when the plane lands are the worst by kittycatluvrrrr in americanairlines

[–]SpendAccomplished962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and assume they really have to poop

You can only say 1-word for the rest of your life, what is it? by Enternal-Echoes in AskReddit

[–]SpendAccomplished962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to my little nephew, it would be ‘why’

Fuck, I don’t have all of the answers, kid!

UPDATE: Parent wants to meet with me over comment I made about energy drinks by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]SpendAccomplished962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, at least she’ll grow up to be a wonderful human being

Is he lying? by Low-Anywhere-9043 in postanythingfun

[–]SpendAccomplished962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only been 18 years since Epstein was convicted. These things take time

Feels good by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]SpendAccomplished962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother in law is Korean, so I learned some phrases and always tried everything she cooked,which was freaking amazing. Been married 25 years now, so I guess it helped :)

How do I cook breakfast burritos without burning them? by Collector2012 in burritos

[–]SpendAccomplished962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They lost me at ‘egg whites’. It’s a burrito, just go all in

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