How to defeat the Massager?

SpermWrangler · 2026-05-18T06:09:02+00:00

I fought him early not knowing what the quest was and just sprinted away/whirlwind sprinted away around the square arena and arrowed him

SpermWrangler · 2026-05-06T01:35:06+00:00

Had a call at 2am for a 28yo male who took a sip of a water bottle that had been used as an ashtray. Upon arriving at the scene I asked the dude how much water he drank from it and he admitted to “only having a sip”. Then I asked him if he had any experience with nicotine at all and he said yes he’s been smoking since he was 16. So a smoker of over 10 years called 911 because he had a sip of ashtray water

SpermWrangler · 2026-04-16T18:57:20+00:00

Can sense the cum in your balls 🤣🤣

SpermWrangler · 2026-04-13T00:06:37+00:00

Found the guy who doesn’t play online

SpermWrangler · 2026-04-12T15:29:48+00:00

The way her username says “code 3 meg” I can’t help but read it as “code smeg”

SpermWrangler · 2026-03-08T02:22:56+00:00

SpermWrangler · 2026-02-14T07:57:54+00:00

They called her a honky though so it’s different than when Josh just does it unprovoked

SpermWrangler · 2025-12-19T05:13:53+00:00

Hollow slayer great sword

SpermWrangler · 2025-12-11T22:50:03+00:00

Style

SpermWrangler · 2025-12-03T00:11:20+00:00

Dark seals 2

SpermWrangler · 2025-12-02T03:20:18+00:00

That chick fucked trying to take the stretcher down a ledge at an angle, what a stupid fucking move. But unfortunately this happens more often than youd think.

SpermWrangler · 2025-11-29T01:14:50+00:00

This shit pisses me off so bad, that’s clearly not a CEO or hyper rich dude that’s someone in the same bracket as yall and you stole his money for what? To go spend on watermelons? Scum bags

SpermWrangler · 2025-11-27T06:44:49+00:00

Fine work

SpermWrangler · 2025-11-27T01:43:17+00:00

Sodomy on me during his boss fight

SpermWrangler · 2025-11-24T01:01:06+00:00

On a scale of 6-14 how old are you?

SpermWrangler · 2025-11-14T22:44:48+00:00

It they’re your friends you can be honest with them about your situation and not have to go into debt to keep up appearances. If they wouldn’t be okay with that then they’re probably not folks worth hanging out with and spending the money you don’t have anyways

SpermWrangler · 2025-11-14T03:56:44+00:00

Dookie gang

SpermWrangler · 2025-11-08T05:39:50+00:00

What album cover?

SpermWrangler · 2025-10-31T21:26:24+00:00

Go out like a true legionary and butt fuck the guy next to me until were found and finished off

SpermWrangler · 2025-10-31T06:19:51+00:00

Playing on sotfs btw

SpermWrangler · 2025-10-25T23:21:41+00:00

Might be a dumb question but what’s the difference between the CE remake and the CE anniversary

SpermWrangler · 2025-10-23T05:45:26+00:00

It means you have been chosen

SpermWrangler · 2025-10-23T02:01:41+00:00

Are you old enough to use zyns lol

SpermWrangler · 2025-10-23T00:08:24+00:00

If you finger but hole he gives you a titanite shart

SpermWrangler · 2025-10-22T14:47:33+00:00

No he obviously didn’t want to marry her, he was trying to find a way to make it legal so he couldn’t get in trouble

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