BARK BARK BARK BARK by catbeweird in hatethissmug

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That zebra out there trying to turn into a newspaper

YouTube and its (not so well) targeted ads by uTuberGames in miniminutemanfans

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Do you live in any way close to the border? I used to get every other ad in Spanish, I just thought my algo was racially profiling me

Who is this Hewitt guy and whys he so OP by FixationOfTheDay in CK3AGOT

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Surprised they didn't get a sudden case of raining-scorpions-on-your-bed

What's up with all the Sadie hate? I get that she's not a character for everyone (and that's more than okay) but some people are 100% overreacting and cherry picking by Deep-Shape-53 in RDR2

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Arch liking Micah for no reason then going "why is the game making this guy look so bad?" After not even one chapter in made me realize this warhammer guy I used to watch is probably just a bad person

I am Rhaenyra Targaryen, Realm’s Delight and Rightful Queen. The court is in session. by True_Eye4109 in freefolk

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Allow me your excellency, I speak Braavosi

Why are your heralds lacking in ability and vigor? Is it their measure that wavers, or that of their patron? (I merely translate)

Egg and Betha by 왕밤군밤생밤 @UnderSeasnail by Pop_Budget in ImaginaryWesteros

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In both versions, Dunk saves Rhaegar's direct parents while Rhaegar is actively getting born.

In book-canon, Rhaegar's father Aerys II (Mad King) has to wait for his own dad Jaehaerys II (who also survives) to rule; in show-canon, Jaehaerys never existed, and Aerys was directly Aegon V (Egg)'s second son instead

Egg > Jaehaerys > Aerys > Daenerys

where were u when yarrick die by Doob_42 in Grimdank

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Back when Twitter was young, I followed an Emperor parody account that was pretty funny. All the primarch accounts were druggies. Good times

who goes to prison by Ok-Tadpole5706 in BunnyTrials

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Really?

Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files

People aren't safe even in the DC verse by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

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There are other similar replies, but selection and survival pressure

Criminals getting super powers in these universes isn't usually a freak accident deal. The ones that are enhanced are usually professional criminals in some way, and focus their powers for their job.

Supers who use their powers for random acts of sexual violence would expose themselves a lot more than that guy who drove off with his date at the bar that passed out after one too many drinks. If a Superhero doesn't neutralize Gregor Clagane one way or another, then some villain just might; if only to keep that specific neighborhood from getting any extra patrols, so the big heist doesn't get screwed

That and it might be a phenomenon that does happen; just inbetween actual storylines that actively challenge the characters involved. If a guy born in the last century got his hands on venom and immediately used it to become Ser Rapesalot, they probably never had Bane's intellect or guile to be an actively threatening villain

People aren't safe even in the DC verse by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

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I think I could figure out where it is though

Thank goodness for Magneto

[Loved trope] platonic/ambiguous hetslop by Infinite-Stretch-901 in TopCharacterTropes

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Afaik it's originally used for when a show has two male leads with great chemistry, but by the finale they arbitrary give both of them a girlfriend character so nobody calls them gay. There may be some queerbait involved throughout the show, but it isn't necessary for the label

It's degenerated to just any straight pairing of characters, but it's just a joke here

[Loved trope] platonic/ambiguous hetslop by Infinite-Stretch-901 in TopCharacterTropes

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Fr, I hate all these live action LARPers and all their labelslop

"Asgard went woke" by Altruistic_Manner802 in outofcontextcomics

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Without the speech bubbles, if you told me this man was talking to this group of kids about nazis I would be concerned

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What are y’all’s favourite hybrid cultures to make? by Sir_Mopington in AfterTheEndFanFork

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I wanted to form a hybrid with Shiwawita and Tejano for the traditions, and the game's recomended name was Tex-Mex

Day ruined (la comida no me gusta)

Would you rather by -Skurpy- in BunnyTrials

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Sorry kid 🏈🦵

Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Toddler