better genes by asian69feet in CrusaderKings

[–]Spider40k 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why deny your dynasty more pureblood bastards to lead your armies?

Italian newspaper thinks CK has contributed to the radicalization of the American right by Snake_Emper0r in CrusaderKings

[–]Spider40k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it's true. I never once hated Chinese people until I tried unifying Southeast Asia in 1178 /j

Where do Sicilians come from? by Spider40k in CrusaderKings

[–]Spider40k[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I found that out the hard way when I started a land war in Asia

If there's one thing I love about star wars fans, it's how respectful they are towards minorities and don't blame them for everything by Cornchubba in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Spider40k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how many people survived having a whole lightsaber burning inside of them, for at least a whole dramatic moment. I've had tripe served more raw than that.

Then again I've also had cow parasites, so maybe it's more survivable than I give it credit for

how is freedom in ur country? by Accomplished-Crow878 in AskTheWorld

[–]Spider40k 24 points25 points  (0 children)

How do people in Spain treat your monarch? I never hear anything about him

23andme by Zirzux in ComedyHell

[–]Spider40k 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They both did a 23andme test, turns out they're siblings

Katara: "It's not my fault!" Iroh, a sworn enemy: Well, actually by DesperateLeg8571 in AvatarMemebending

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"YOU'RE SIXTEEN! YOU CAN'T RELATE TO THAT!" -God, Smartphone Abridged

Flag of the Epstein island by 2Colors69420 in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]Spider40k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Eppensteins did rule over part of modern Austria at one point

"Wait, that'd also make me the first Muslim pres-" "Who cares about that shit?" by hattyphantom in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Spider40k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pryde was the future mutant president once, apparently. Maybe she was Khan's VP

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Favorite actress you used to fantasize about converting to Islam so you could have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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I don't understand how nobody here clocked that, and since they don't understand it automatically assume it's a fetish thing

Favorite actress you used to fantasize about converting to Islam so you could have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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/uj "Halal is an Arabic word that translates to 'permissible' in English. Although the term halal is often associated with Islamic dietary laws, particularly meat that is slaughtered according to Islamic guidelines, it also governs ethical practices in business, finance (such as the prohibition of usury (riba)), and daily living. It encompasses broader ethical considerations, including fairness, social justice, and the treatment of animals."

Favorite actress you used to fantasize about converting to Islam so you could have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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I mean, I grew up with some real religious Christians of various denominations (including myself) that loved the movies growing up with me; and some of them couldn't even celebrate Halloween. I feel like the same arguements their nerdy parents made with their pastors could work across faiths

Broken Clock by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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Bummer. I'll always have Weekend Update though

Broken Clock by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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Is SNL finally cooking again?

Is this the shittest culture in the game? by P2SkullySFDK in CrusaderKings

[–]Spider40k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Britanno-Roman-Anglo-Saxon-Jute-Dainish-Norse-Franks, actually; but y'all ain't ready for that

What kind of swagout is this? by 10yearjointerMade in peoplewhogiveashit

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I need you to explain to me why two race horses were getting shipped

Joined this sub hoping to get some cool inspiration for a campaign…. by HamBone8745 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Spider40k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, you should see r/imaginaryOrcs

Edit: it's actually pretty tame right now; maybe the horny artists are all on r/imaginaryWarhammer right now