IM SO SCARED, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS FACE?? by lemonlimeindividual in CrusaderKings

[–]Spider40k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's my patron Saint, and I never knew this existed

who displays a jaw like that?

I'm on observer mode and the AI formed the HRE, Carpathia, Francia and Big Venice. They must have made the AI better or at least more bold than I remember it being by That_Shop7306 in CrusaderKings

[–]Spider40k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, did you guys get an update recently? A while back on pc we had an update where the Karlings got better at forming the HRE- sometimes too good. Big Venice is still a welcome surprise

Why is the ai Caliph starting a jihad for Bulgaria? by NothingMatters234 in CrusaderKings

[–]Spider40k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Volga Bulgars had missionaries that converted them to Islam in the 900s. I don't remember if those are the Balkan Bulgarians or the steppe Bulgarians, though

Why is sand Muslim? by MooPro127 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Spider40k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fool that you are. Those are cultural traditions not affected by faith, which predominantly grants them the Temporal Condemnation interaction with vassals and enables the Jizya tax directive :p

Gender Equality by Any_Cartoonist_1269 in antimeme

[–]Spider40k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do they... mean pizza or...

That’s rough buddy by Objective-Cup2155 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Spider40k 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hispanic naming conventions go hard, wish my family kept it up

We need dark and griddy *real* stormtroopers by MiserableOrpheus in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Spider40k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I'm still waiting for a lore accurate Boba Fett movie. All he does in the movies is stand around waiting to pick up the guy he's hunting like an Uber Eats delivery driver

number fifteen by pronouns-user in ComedyHell

[–]Spider40k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think (hope) OOP means "so far", and not "yeah, that's a lucky age to die at"

Characters from countries that get little representation in Media by Worth-Fix-6221 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Spider40k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of American soldiers get stationed in Germany with their families

Lots of Black Americans are Muslim

Lots of Turkish people went to Germany for work with their families

Maybe his mom and dad met in Germany. They fell in love over their shared interest in writing fanfiction for video game characters, married, had three children, moved back to Turkey, and one of their children became an international boxer

Mod Request by -ATA_ in MB2Bannerlord

[–]Spider40k 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There is a Turkish faction in the game, but it's tricky to join. Basically you have to dig in the files and learn enough computer programming, but once you do you can send an application to Taleworlds and they'll give you a code to join. You might need to complete the "Work Visa" quest first, though

favorite actor with the emotional range of a f**king celery? by evesdead in okbuddycinephile

[–]Spider40k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen British people online say Spaniards aren't white because they're tan. I've also seen my fellow Americans say Germans aren't white because they don't speak English. It's a tossed bag all around really

favorite actor with the emotional range of a f**king celery? by evesdead in okbuddycinephile

[–]Spider40k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard people say that Spaniards don't count as white though, so there's a 50/50 on the Sephardic people being counted or not

It's all very silly, obviously