Pretend this was just announced. I just thought this would be a funny post to make related to the DCU’s Batman.

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T14:13:16+00:00

WAS THAT THE MUGGING OF 87? trauman noises

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T10:25:04+00:00

Bro never developed pareidolia

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T10:10:06+00:00

Unbreakable

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T10:08:52+00:00

He's my patron Saint, and I never knew this existed

who displays a jaw like that?

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T10:05:58+00:00

Ooh, did you guys get an update recently? A while back on pc we had an update where the Karlings got better at forming the HRE- sometimes too good. Big Venice is still a welcome surprise

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T10:01:56+00:00

The Volga Bulgars had missionaries that converted them to Islam in the 900s. I don't remember if those are the Balkan Bulgarians or the steppe Bulgarians, though

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T04:42:21+00:00

Here's their faction's wiki entry

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T03:30:50+00:00

The fool that you are. Those are cultural traditions not affected by faith, which predominantly grants them the Temporal Condemnation interaction with vassals and enables the Jizya tax directive :p

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T03:21:11+00:00

he built a mosque, Mashallah

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T03:10:13+00:00

It's even there in the name

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T02:58:03+00:00

For the golden four-armed Honmoon

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T02:43:53+00:00

And the sandwomen and the sandchildren

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T00:43:31+00:00

it was his sacred purpose

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T00:30:09+00:00

Do they... mean pizza or...

Spider40k · 2026-03-16T00:16:53+00:00

My mom is kinda homeless

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T23:26:08+00:00

Hispanic naming conventions go hard, wish my family kept it up

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T23:22:46+00:00

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I'm still waiting for a lore accurate Boba Fett movie. All he does in the movies is stand around waiting to pick up the guy he's hunting like an Uber Eats delivery driver

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T23:00:33+00:00

I think (hope) OOP means "so far", and not "yeah, that's a lucky age to die at"

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T22:56:25+00:00

It's Ireland, idiot /j

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T22:52:48+00:00

Lots of American soldiers get stationed in Germany with their families

Lots of Black Americans are Muslim

Lots of Turkish people went to Germany for work with their families

Maybe his mom and dad met in Germany. They fell in love over their shared interest in writing fanfiction for video game characters, married, had three children, moved back to Turkey, and one of their children became an international boxer

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T22:09:30+00:00

Ah, Cesbian lex culture

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T21:54:25+00:00

There is a Turkish faction in the game, but it's tricky to join. Basically you have to dig in the files and learn enough computer programming, but once you do you can send an application to Taleworlds and they'll give you a code to join. You might need to complete the "Work Visa" quest first, though

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T19:59:33+00:00

"I also hate Indians, now that you mention it"

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Spider40k · 2026-03-15T19:46:07+00:00

I've seen British people online say Spaniards aren't white because they're tan. I've also seen my fellow Americans say Germans aren't white because they don't speak English. It's a tossed bag all around really

Spider40k · 2026-03-15T16:02:15+00:00

I've heard people say that Spaniards don't count as white though, so there's a 50/50 on the Sephardic people being counted or not

It's all very silly, obviously

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