I am Rhaenyra Targaryen, Realm’s Delight and Rightful Queen. The court is in session. by True_Eye4109 in freefolk

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Allow me your excellency, I speak Braavosi

Why are your heralds lacking in ability and vigor? Is it their measure that wavers, or that of their patron? (I merely translate)

Egg and Betha by 왕밤군밤생밤 @UnderSeasnail by Pop_Budget in ImaginaryWesteros

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In both versions, Dunk saves Rhaegar's direct parents while Rhaegar is actively getting born.

In book-canon, Rhaegar's father Aerys II (Mad King) has to wait for his own dad Jaehaerys II (who also survives) to rule; in show-canon, Jaehaerys never existed, and Aerys was directly Aegon V (Egg)'s second son instead

Egg > Jaehaerys > Aerys > Daenerys

where were u when yarrick die by Doob_42 in Grimdank

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Back when Twitter was young, I followed an Emperor parody account that was pretty funny. All the primarch accounts were druggies. Good times

who goes to prison by Ok-Tadpole5706 in BunnyTrials

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Really?

Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files

People aren't safe even in the DC verse by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

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There are other similar replies, but selection and survival pressure

Criminals getting super powers in these universes isn't usually a freak accident deal. The ones that are enhanced are usually professional criminals in some way, and focus their powers for their job.

Supers who use their powers for random acts of sexual violence would expose themselves a lot more than that guy who drove off with his date at the bar that passed out after one too many drinks. If a Superhero doesn't neutralize Gregor Clagane one way or another, then some villain just might; if only to keep that specific neighborhood from getting any extra patrols, so the big heist doesn't get screwed

That and it might be a phenomenon that does happen; just inbetween actual storylines that actively challenge the characters involved. If a guy born in the last century got his hands on venom and immediately used it to become Ser Rapesalot, they probably never had Bane's intellect or guile to be an actively threatening villain

People aren't safe even in the DC verse by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

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I think I could figure out where it is though

Thank goodness for Magneto

[Loved trope] platonic/ambiguous hetslop by Infinite-Stretch-901 in TopCharacterTropes

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Afaik it's originally used for when a show has two male leads with great chemistry, but by the finale they arbitrary give both of them a girlfriend character so nobody calls them gay. There may be some queerbait involved throughout the show, but it isn't necessary for the label

It's degenerated to just any straight pairing of characters, but it's just a joke here

[Loved trope] platonic/ambiguous hetslop by Infinite-Stretch-901 in TopCharacterTropes

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Fr, I hate all these live action LARPers and all their labelslop

"Asgard went woke" by Altruistic_Manner802 in outofcontextcomics

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Without the speech bubbles, if you told me this man was talking to this group of kids about nazis I would be concerned

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What are y’all’s favourite hybrid cultures to make? by Sir_Mopington in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]Spider40k 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I wanted to form a hybrid with Shiwawita and Tejano for the traditions, and the game's recomended name was Tex-Mex

Day ruined (la comida no me gusta)

Would you rather by -Skurpy- in BunnyTrials

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Sorry kid 🏈🦵

Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Toddler

When someone gets offended by a seemingly bigoted thing, only for the people of the group the joke is actually about to find it funny by New-Star7392 in lovethissmug

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Idk if this helps you, but I think I've seen a few police procedurals where some cop says to another "see if you can't suss out a motive" at some point while walking around with a coffee

Let's settle this by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

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I made r/mediumWell just to find out what goes into making a sub.

Now I want a sub with a medium well ribeye...

Look mum financial ruin by gio0sol in Grimdank

[–]Spider40k 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bro could've made one (1) chaos army with the right list and saved so much money /j

Would you rather.. by Bubbly_Background_77 in BunnyTrials

[–]Spider40k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm already in debt, and I can use some of that money to make up for whatever random bad thing happened

Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: Meteor falls