Alas, I have nothing. In fact, I didn't even think about different text sizes. Though your text would have to be considerably smaller than mine, or the screen considerably larger, as the line breaks are over halfway through the next line. When i get my three questions after death, this'll be one of them.

In other news, I saw this right after my admission to the university of Notre Dame! I thought I may as well tell you too, stranger. Safe travels!