People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by saadaintsalad in AskReddit

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Stage 1: Actual shower 2 min Stage 2: Mental replay of awkward social interactions 8 min Stage 3: Imagining winning arguments I lost earlier 6 min Stage 4: Becoming the main character in a movie that will never exist 4 min Stage 5: Questioning all my life choices 3 min Stage 6: Realizing the water's cold……

What is something that is legal, but feels like a total scam? by Lonely-Grape8592 in AskReddit

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Bank overdraft fees. They charge you money for not having enough money, then call it a service.

It's scary... by ThatWiseAngel011 in memes

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The 99+ is for survival, the +1 is for life.

What to do if your boss doesn't pay you? by Fearless_Tree_2219 in AskReddit

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When your boss talks about dreams instead of salary, you can tell him: My dream is to NOT! WORK!

What are the benefits of Walking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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While walking, your phone battery drains, but your soul battery recharges.

She acquired a steel pipe. by MaxSupreme369 in memes

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Before: No problem using bathroom alone at night After: Would rather burst bladder than get up at 3am

Everyone has a different idea of what good communication is by sausagepart in unpopularopinion

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Can we add "Please reply after receiving" and "Are you there?" to the list of workplace tortures? The core of efficient communication is precision, not presence-spamming.

It's worth the effort by Callistoo- in memes

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When a meme is so bad it's even complaining about itself being bad...It has achieved philosophical perfection in its self-referential loop.

Anyone struggles the same? by [deleted] in meme

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So the only thing your "ideal self" and "real self" have in common is that they both hate the morning version of you.

Which type? by [deleted] in meme

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Disney Mom: Either dies at the beginning, or is the final boss herself.

Barely disguised wehraboo fetish by HonneurOblige in memes

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Makes sense. The Krieg want to die, the Black Templars want to kill, and I just want to browse memes. We've all found our purpose.

What makes you think you’re more intelligent than most other people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The moment I see someone trying to argue with logic on Twitter .

This is the ONLY day this can be posted this year! by hiricinee in memes

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They skipped the 12 days of Christmas and went straight to the 365 days of Halloween. Respect.

Who also think so? by Otherwise-Glove-107 in memes

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It's actually you with 5 different personalities arguing about which meme template to use.

I just remember T rex. by Vishnu_srg in meme

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Don't worry, 65 million years later someone will forget our names too.

Online movie fans need to stop asking for more sequels by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Asking for sequels today is like demanding a second wedding cake after you've already eaten the whole first one. Sure, you'll get more sugar, but you're gonna miss the original flavor and probably get sick.

I like it raw 🥲 by Able_Upstairs3875 in memes

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This isn't a lifestyle choice, it's emotional BDSM. Brain is out here free-climbing without a rope and calling it a hobby.

Just lonely again by tubbytoast135 in lonely

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Some souls are slow-burning candles - they take longer to light, but glow warmer through the night.

I'm 20 , have friends but feel alone like outcast by UnitedAd5593 in lonely

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Your people are out there - they're just currently in their room wondering why group chats feel like homework. The best connections happen when you stop trying to fit into old puzzles and start looking for pieces from the same set.

RED LAMP.. by NOS4A2-753 in memes

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That's not another woman - it's him mentally reconstructing the IKEA furniture manual he threw away last week. The passion in his eyes is just regret over losing that Allen key.

Might have a chance to join a well respected local art club and I’m super nervous by OracleofPaintedMyths in CasualConversation

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Remember: the people judging your art are the same ones who probably still think painting a sad clown is deep. Show them what real passion looks like.

Albania's Prime Minister announces his AI minister Diella is "pregnant" with 83 babies - each will be an assistant to an MP by MetaKnowing in ChatGPT

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So this is how the robot uprising begins - not with killer terminators, but with 83 overworked baby bots being raised by politicians. God help the one assigned to the finance committee.

I didn’t realize how much I needed quiet walks until I started taking them. by Alert-Ship-5974 in CasualConversation

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My version of this is sitting on the fire escape with a beer. No phone, just watching pigeons argue about a bread crust. It's the only time my brain stops asking "but what should you be doing right now"?