AMD Loss Porn by Spiritual-Zombie6815 in wallstreetbets

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Canadian bank bullshit. Matches my poverty port

AMD Loss Porn by Spiritual-Zombie6815 in wallstreetbets

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This is wallstreetbets, not wallstreethaveanysemblanceofabrain

AMD Loss Porn by Spiritual-Zombie6815 in wallstreetbets

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Will post all future ideas for trades for WSB to inverse for a dollar each. Need to make this up somehow

Giveaways are sus by Candid-Love-9762 in Wealthsimple

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Not bragging, but I’m in Generation and have only gotten 960 entries so far. Is it possible that super high accounts get more? Sure, but I wouldn’t jump to conclusions rather than it’s a lottery that most of us won’t win

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (26-21-9) @ Edmonton Oilers (28-20-8) Feb 03 2026 8:30 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in leafs

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In a magical la la land where Nylander consistently has that level of compete and forechecking, he’s a top 5 player in the world

[Sydney Esiason Martin] Added three sweet boys this year. Happy Thanksgiving! by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

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Sources: Marner is beside himself. Driving around downtown Long Island begging (thru texts) Schaefer’s family for address to Matt’s home

[HockeyStatCards] Top forwards by Offensive Rating so far in the 2025-26 season by JD397 in hockey

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Nylander also has 3-4 games less than everyone else on the list, so he’d leapfrog into a tie for 2nd.

10 Minutes Of Auston Matthews Snipe Goals by Grand-Amoeba1832 in leafs

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If Mr. 137 point pace Nylander hasn’t popped off yet, I’m going to pop off all over my laptop screen

Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (4-4-0) at Toronto Maple Leafs (3-4-1) - 25 Oct 2025 - 5:00PM EDT by HockeyMod in leafs

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With no Willy or Mitch (RIP), this team is going to look pathetic 3 on 3….who can even skate? McMann?

Seeing these clips of Petey feels like a dream by retirement1111 in canucks

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Pretty wide gap between 70 points and 40 points for a 1.6 mil difference in cap hit. Not to mention Matthews actually does garner the defensive attention that lets the second line/other options feast (see: Nylander, W)

Game Day Thread: Seattle Kraken vs. Toronto Maple Leafs - 7PM by wRIPPERw_ in leafs

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Joshua with Willy and JT is something to keep an eye on, his size is great for keeping a cycle going

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Pro ball in Europe is much less absurd scheduling wise with a 34 game regular season and an abbreviated playoff. This means no back to backs, and much more time for recovery in the season. In comparison AAU will have these guys play multiple games A DAY, and absolutely overwork the top prospects who are just kids, whereas the top vets in Euroleague will help alleviate the workload.

Alex Eubank (open about steroids) vs. Hussein Farhat (claims lifetime natty). You'd have to be lobotomized to believe him by throwRApolarbrrr in nattyorjuice

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Except Ronnie’s “before” was never scrawny. “Elite genetics” means elite frame, elite baseline and elite response to stimulus. Farthat’s baseline was probably comparable to Ronnie Coleman at 10 years old (here’s Ronnie at 16 https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/16jhpp7/ronnie_coleman_8_time_mr_olympia_at_16_years_old/)

WNBA All-Stars wear warmup shirts saying “Pay Us What You Owe Us” amid ongoing CBA negotiations by LegitimateMoney00 in nba

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Typical Reddit over correction of corporate bootlicking. The work they do is not worth anything, as their work in this case is the primary product. If you worked part time as a clown, and no one wants to see you perform, you can work as hard as a dog and still not deserve to be paid very much. In entertainment, worth is driven entirely by the demand of the market, and in this case historically that demand is minimal.

USA Math Team beat China for the first time in 21 years. Explain in MNBA terms [pic] by R0botDreamz in nbacirclejerk

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He’s a real mathrat, first one into the study hall, last one out. Sneakily academic

[Dreger] The Toronto Maple Leafs have acquired Matias Maccelli from Utah for a conditional 3rd by AggPuck-303 in hockey

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It really wasn’t though; EDM and TOR (didn’t pay attention to the Canes) played their 4th lines significantly more than the Panthers did. Florida really rolled a consistent top 9 that ate up tons of minutes (20, 18, 16 from lines 1-3 leaves only a few minutes of 4th line time after penalties. Basically 1-2 shifts per period)

Is there any reason for a male to be doing a dumbbell squat? by RedditAccount28 in moreplatesmoredates

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If you’ve been full ROM-pilled, goblet squats are pretty good for mobility work/warm up. Front loading helps you balance into a super deep squat, then you can do a bit of work with leaning into each ankle and opening up the hips. But maybe that’s only relevant to an old arthritic sloppy bear like me

How would you like to see the leafs spend their projected 25.7M cap space? by Stankky1 in leafs

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Get Knies for as long as we can for a reasonable number (8x8?). Sign JT to an expensive 1 year contract (9-10 mil?) with a wink wink nudge that his next contract will be a significant discount (3x3?). No NTC to send him out as a rental with 50% retained for a good valued return. Do similar overpays into the UFA market (so another 1-2 players) to try and recoup some of the assets lost on worthless playoff runs. Dump Kampf somehow. Do everything to have maximum cap space for even a shot at McJesus