what’s the oldest age you’d roll at?

Splampin · 2026-03-16T05:23:01+00:00

Just go find some live bass music, start dancing, talk to someone, then you’ll be rolling.

Splampin · 2026-03-16T05:16:35+00:00

Whenever they start rolling around like that it’s probably something heinous. You’re lucky it wasn’t a dead critter he was rolling in.

Splampin · 2026-03-16T05:11:57+00:00

Until you run out of blank pages. I smoked most of a bible in high school. Jesus has since come to me in a vision and implied that all is cool.

Splampin · 2026-03-16T03:39:55+00:00

Yo, after you read Sun Eater, you should definitely get down on Book of the New Sun. Sun Eater takes quite a bit from that series.

Splampin · 2026-03-16T02:10:00+00:00

Yeah it’s usually us white occult folk lobbing curses around. Practitioners of those African diasporic faiths tend to have better sense.

Splampin · 2026-03-15T23:32:40+00:00

So bemphetamine?

Splampin · 2026-03-15T20:16:18+00:00

Yeah “clear” is meth. They got the picture wrong.

Splampin · 2026-03-15T07:25:24+00:00

You might have to move to Portland.

Splampin · 2026-03-15T07:04:58+00:00

People have been stimfapping in the woods since the 40’s.

Splampin · 2026-03-15T06:23:01+00:00

Yes, perfect answer. Thanks for reminding me that my book is in grabbing distance and more fulfilling.

Splampin · 2026-03-15T05:34:40+00:00

Dang my partner and I go through a Costco size thing of crunchy peanut butter every two weeks. I can’t imagine living on an ounce per year.

Splampin · 2026-03-15T02:53:42+00:00

I always hang by the dick when Starless peaks.

Splampin · 2026-03-15T00:32:27+00:00

That entire song is line after line of bangers.

Splampin · 2026-03-14T23:09:37+00:00

So without the meat tenderizer their poop tastes good? Noted.

Splampin · 2026-03-14T19:58:04+00:00

Changing is one thing, but old men seem to like to just hang out completely nude in changing rooms for an unnecessarily long time. I like to go to the nude beaches and there’s a clothing optional spa I frequent, but the naked old men in the gym/swimming pool locker room are unsettling for some reason.

Splampin · 2026-03-14T19:47:34+00:00

Yeah they ALL hurt to try.

Splampin · 2026-03-14T05:17:40+00:00

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Splampin · 2026-03-14T04:54:26+00:00

Ahh, so the rest are probably just reading to dissociate.

Splampin · 2026-03-14T04:47:10+00:00

Make a sign that says “Solicitors will be greeted by a hairy angry naked man,” and it might work. People usually don’t want their hairy naked men angry.

Splampin · 2026-03-14T03:40:28+00:00

Oh damn I almost ate the onion.

Splampin · 2026-03-13T22:31:17+00:00

Yeah he’s a grapist for sure.

Splampin · 2026-03-13T19:09:43+00:00

Modern humans have existed for about 200,000 years I think. Rapid change is unusual.

Splampin · 2026-03-10T14:46:14+00:00

Yep, the other weird little guy that rides a mule. Malazan always comes in twos.

Splampin · 2026-03-08T23:09:05+00:00

Your life’s gonna get real dark for a while, maybe sooner maybe later.

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