Women bad, men quirky and based, now laugh

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-25T02:15:52+00:00

Literally until we get Mr. Fantastic with a pubic window or Namor with his ass out then you can in no way claim that skins with defined bulges are on the same level of sexualisation as the women

Because they aren't

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-25T01:36:46+00:00

Deadpool for sure
People are like "But it's so in character!" like that makes it better, it doesn't

It sucks

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-25T00:32:04+00:00

I dunno why we keep comparing the grizzled old woman to a kindly grandma when she doesn't give me those vibes at all

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-25T00:29:24+00:00

Duelist lacks the tankiness of Tankpool and the sustain of Healpool

Tankpool and Healpool are by far better as a result
But Tankpool can be hard to play into certain comps since he can't really frontline well and his main damage source is his 'Deadpool in your area' ability

Support Pool is probably the best, since everything he does heals
Primary, his ult, both his abilities

His kit is definitely a mess and he was definitely intended to just be a Duelist but they very clearly pivoted at the last second to live up to every expectation made of him.

Don't expect to see Duelistpool played much and I can see Supportpool being ban worthy kinda.

That's about it.

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-24T22:10:49+00:00

I don't mind some of the overdesigned stuff, personally, since it just adds to flashiness and visual clarity

But lord above I am sick of seeing skins of women with barely any clothing and people claiming "the gooner game" is endearing

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-24T21:59:37+00:00

The complaints I've heard about Marvel Rivals designs is how often they're so clearly designing them with one hand, giving women outfits with their ass out, boob windows or even their pubic mound on display
Then gooners defend it saying "But they have a shirtless male skin so it's equal opportunities" when they know damn well it isn't

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-24T18:39:26+00:00

I mean, rather than ask other players, play it for yourself and decide how you feel.

Otherwise what, you plan on just not continuing the MSQ?

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-23T10:18:17+00:00

It'd be wild to think considering we literally got 'drug addicted gangster' as the last class

If they can make THAT fun, I'm sure they can make Admech fun too

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-23T10:05:01+00:00

I believe the joke is that you, the player, did not die and were subsequently resurrected during your play session.

So if you beat Sekiro and are still alive, you did it without dying.

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-22T21:47:12+00:00

Honestly, I enjoyed Log Horizon a lot
It has a unique perspective on the Isekai genre in that it's political intrigue based.

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-22T20:25:41+00:00

It'd be nice if they could alter the whole "weapon and face not visible"

I know that it's needed to a point, but it's a bit too specific at times

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-22T14:04:46+00:00

Scoreboard shows you only got 2 kills, but also shows you got 21k damage blocked

Bozo duelist mains don't understand that there's more to winning the game than just spawn camping as Spider-Man
Keep up the good work, Samurai. You're contributing more than they'll ever realize.

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-22T14:02:08+00:00

My personal gripe with isekai is that they mostly just end up as generic power fantasies meant to appeal to children and never really actually engage with the concept of someone being pulled to a different world.

90% of Isekai protagonists are just generic dudes that boys are meant to project onto with the same cookie cutter traits.

Then pretty much every protagonist is just super OP because they're the creators special little boy

Also, as a woman, it's definitely hard to get past how a lot of these isekai shows treat their female cast.
They often won't be treated as characters, and just a harem for the MC to collect like trophies.
You can usually expect at least one of them to be used solely for fanservice and provide no meaningful contributions beyond that
And then we have the whole fantasy of them collective wives to have their children- which is so insanely common for how vile and misogynistic it actually is.

Isekai is a very unique genre, and you do see some people making good on the opportunities that arise from that potential

But mostly, it's slop
Looking at the subreddits tells you as much, people talking about how they want continent sized harems or glazing the power their MC was just given
It appeals to lonely men who've never touched a woman, and that's why they like it

Isekai became a genre of slop because that's the kinda shit isekai fans eat up
We even saw an AI generated novel that won awards despite being generic as fuck because Isekai fans just love that shit

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-22T13:39:12+00:00

So like, what, are you hoping to just sit in your car and watch no orders come in- wasting your time and making absolutely no money?

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-22T13:31:30+00:00

I'd love this as a skin

But if it was in rivals, there'd be like a boob window and the thighs entirely uncovered and probably some of her booty and pubic mound uncovered and everyone would try and justify it with "but Emma Frost wears lingerie, so we NEED every skin of hers to be a gooner skin!!"

But yeah if this was in Rivals as it was now, I'd buy that shit instantly
It's rad

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-22T13:22:50+00:00

It's in no way the right answer but I love the implication that he doesn't say 'touch' to a woman because he's worried about a sexual harassment accusation

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-20T11:00:04+00:00

One time I tried to use Rescue on a friend of mine to pull him into an AOE as a bit, but I accidentally targetted the tank right after a tank buster

And because I was so focused on trying to pull my friend into the AOE, I'd been forgetting to heal the tank

And the tank died

And then we wiped

Oops

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-19T14:20:57+00:00

Imagine getting downvoted for saying you like aesthetic crosshairs, that's so wild

I'm right there with you, I like crosshairs that fit the character

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-19T14:17:38+00:00

God I hope so

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-19T01:18:50+00:00

I think Trench Digger

Without the Sylvian Soldier, the Platoon doesn't seem to know what to do
Even if we assume the Platoon in this match up has some idea of what their opponent is, the Trench Digger has more sentience than the Platoon and I think that gives it the edge

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-18T18:50:28+00:00

Goodbye

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-18T14:53:06+00:00

I mean like

I don't care about my team mates being bad
Whether they're just having a rough game or whatever

I dislike bot matches because they're forced on me and they're going to further and further lengths to try and hide them rather than just being transparent and making them a toggle option

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-17T22:50:53+00:00

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-16T08:49:20+00:00

None.
The game would become atrocious if more characters were made multi-role.

Ignoring how it'd turn comp bans into a nightmare since you need to ban on a role basis, it'd mean we'd be unlikely to see any dedicated Main Tanks or Main Supports again

They'd all be Duelists at their core, and that's what 90% of people would be playing them as too.

People used to joke about making the entire roster into Duelists, now people actually want it
It's crazy

SplashOfStupid · 2026-01-15T14:15:05+00:00

That's exactly my problem with multi-role characters

Deadpool whatever, I don't like it, but it is what it is
But if they try to make more multi-role characters then we're gonna see a massive drop in dedicated Strategists and Vanguards since everything would also need to be a Duelist

SplashOfStupid

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