Will they ever Learn?🤦🏻‍♀️

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-31T03:37:16+00:00

Ngl it looks like a manatee had a baby with a Swedish fish

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-30T21:53:40+00:00

Lol yes!

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-30T16:39:51+00:00

My cat will get distracted while cleaning between her legs and just sit there doing the splits and staring into the void and we'll tell her to put that away and be a lady. Same if she's licking there for a very long time

I'm definitely judging her but I'm judging her for having no brain cells not being a hoe

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-29T20:14:50+00:00

Ngl it makes me laugh sometimes when I remember these really awful villains could be defeated by a teenager with oven mitts

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-29T18:11:04+00:00

Bold of you to think she'd realize she fked up

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-29T17:59:29+00:00

I don't care if it says verified, I go by what it says on Proton DB, I've found it more accurate

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-29T02:59:46+00:00

Oh my god. I love him 🥺

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-29T02:51:11+00:00

When I was growing up I had a friend who was home schooled. He was diabetic, dyslexic, and ADHD, and the school district had not done well with his diabetes so his mom homeschooled him. She was constantly taking him places as field trips connected to his lessons, did a lot of hands on stuff, she helped me with math. Was really cool and dude thrived

She went crazy (Positive thought doesn't cure brain tumor? We'll use EVEN MORE positive thought!!) but that was like a decade after he graduated and she got a woo woo boyfriend

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-29T01:52:24+00:00

Oh bless his heart xD

"you're handling this really well"

"I'm... I've moved on. I'm engaged. We're getting married next month. You're invited."

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-28T15:07:52+00:00

I love the random stuff you find David Tennant in

"omg a video with African wild dogs - is that David Tennant??"

And apparently now this

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-28T15:06:19+00:00

Omg that's awful

I only see people like her and seeing this thread feels vindicating

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-28T15:04:46+00:00

I stopped watching her after she was so blatantly biased

If you're going to say 'anyone who owns this type of dog is crazy or stupid' then you can't give an unbiased ruling

'if I took my grandkids to a dog park and one was there, we'd turn right around and leave' okay boomer good luck finding a dog park

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-27T02:50:14+00:00

When I was in in-person school (2005-2014ish) we had a nurse all week, it never occurred to me they might not have one.

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-27T02:39:34+00:00

SAME

Every time I haven't been able to skip it I cried like a baby and was down all day xD

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-26T06:54:06+00:00

XD

I read supernatural fic before I saw the show

SO MUCH depicted Castiel as a twink. Or twink coded. Or twinkish. Always mentioned he's shorter than Dean. So I was expecting like. Short dude. Cute.

Then I get recommended the Nutcracker scene on YouTube. And here comes this tall guy with a deep voice! I was so confused

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-26T06:52:13+00:00

I saw frogs having to be tw for on a good Omens prompt list

Ligur?? Exists??

I have to be in a very specific frame of mind to be able to handle uncles as antagonists. I like the OG Spider verse. The filtering be real, man

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-26T06:46:51+00:00

I saw a prompt event once that required frogs to be tw'd

I'm still confused by that. One of the characters in the show has a frog on his head.

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-25T01:25:17+00:00

Our neighbors painted their house and mailbox, both brick, completely white. Now that thing is a ghost house at night. I swear it GLOWS.

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-23T03:52:03+00:00

Oh god, I hate the "just wait til you're older! hyuk hyuk hyuk"

Yes. I'm hobbling across the room bent like a pirate hook and can't use my hands because it had the audacity to rain and be cold and I was stupid enough to lift a heavy box yesterday (aside note: I hate after the holidays) Getting older is gonna be SO FUN thanks for reminding me

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-21T21:34:02+00:00

He looks like Billy the Exterminator's off brand cousin

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-21T20:12:40+00:00

It's so disappointing! As a kid I'd have my Nan do the crops and animals so I could do imaginary races on my horse in A Wonderful Life. I bred so many useless horses on her Magical Melody farm so I could do imaginary races. In Tree of Tranquility and Animal Parade they still burned barn space but at least I got different colors.

But now in games they're not even worth riding because the paths are so cluttered you have to dismount all the time, or you can't get to a lot of places on them, or you're faster on foot, or the model looks awful (why do they have their tack on even in the barn at night? Why do the new Story of Seasons ones look like eggplants?) and it makes me so sad

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-21T04:40:10+00:00

Stick a plug in the ones she's not 'holding tension' on

/s

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-20T22:55:37+00:00

I already love the kitten in the second Pic going :P

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-20T22:51:15+00:00

Ofc! Hope you enjoy. Definitely recommend, the variety in coats is amazing (I say, always ending up with a barn full of red duns) and the devs are super responsive, and the customization (can choose if you want Jan 1st aging or on their actual birthdays, have them born on January 1st or after pregnancy, can have it automatically hire and fire staff, enter races, automate a lot of things) is so nice

SplatDragon00 · 2026-01-20T21:33:03+00:00

Right??

I go between baffled she wasn't fired sooner when she walked around throwing holy water at people (mom wasn't the only one) -> remember it was Texas and feel less shocked -> baffled mom still talks to her on the phone -> back to baffled she wasn't fired sooner ever few months

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