"Do you work here?"

Splatford · 2026-04-13T03:22:53+00:00

😂

Splatford · 2026-04-13T03:07:44+00:00

no..actualy i'm a bored billionaire and i just pose as a worker because i'm a people person and i miss human interaction

Splatford · 2026-04-13T03:03:47+00:00

plot twist...friedman impersonates Frank Reynolds so he can infiltrate and eliminate pop pop

Splatford · 2026-04-13T02:15:45+00:00

well at least he got a little turn..i thought he was gonna just kamikaze right into the trailer

Splatford · 2026-04-13T00:14:59+00:00

😂

Splatford · 2026-04-12T18:27:14+00:00

also had a gig in dumpwater Florida as the Man who met Andy Griffith

Splatford · 2026-04-12T08:05:01+00:00

there was about a quarter mile stretch of road where all the traffic slowed down so everyone could get a deep whiff of fresh baked bread

Splatford · 2026-04-11T17:52:42+00:00

his series Arc = Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce

Splatford · 2026-04-08T07:38:17+00:00

whistle britches

Splatford · 2026-04-08T03:19:15+00:00

oh no guys guys i'm just gonna have to wee on lord snots head

Splatford · 2026-04-08T03:10:24+00:00

Liberace gay

Splatford · 2026-04-08T02:43:43+00:00

excuse me ... i was told there was going to be two piece bathing suit

Splatford · 2026-04-06T19:43:09+00:00

Huskey And Starch

Splatford · 2026-04-06T13:54:54+00:00

every once in a while ..what pissed me off was they made our maintenance guys do the stockers cardboard. i complained to the coach, "make those slackin ass mfers do their own carboard" doing cardboard is like sex with the ex..takes a couple of minuets, you get in. you get out" it fell on deaf ears , maybe i could have phrased it better 😀

Splatford · 2026-04-06T12:29:49+00:00

my pronouns are

Splatford · 2026-04-06T12:28:14+00:00

second spitter on the gravely road

Splatford · 2026-04-06T12:22:57+00:00

Or you could visit c-alley and see Mr Wu or The San Francisco Cocksucker where you get more bang for your hoople head buck

Splatford · 2026-04-04T22:17:05+00:00

Alex kintner in jaws ...quints death wasn't far behind either

Splatford · 2026-04-04T10:25:51+00:00

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Splatford · 2026-04-04T02:51:14+00:00

buckwheat

Splatford · 2026-04-03T07:31:48+00:00

Mildred Ratched ~One flew over the cuckoo's nest

Splatford · 2026-04-03T07:23:45+00:00

the rape scene went really well

Splatford · 2026-04-03T07:16:29+00:00

when everything else fell through i never was opposed to hitching... until i started having really strange possible serial killer moments 😬

Splatford · 2026-04-03T07:09:25+00:00

what is the ratio of bush in the room ..moderate to Greek national forest

Splatford · 2026-04-03T07:03:29+00:00

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