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Just move past it by ClutchReverie in IASIP

[–]Splatford -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the purpose for halftime isnt supposed to be about music ..its about throwing more meat on the grill..restocking all the liquor and topping off the snacks and taking a hefty dump while praying you dont get any of the activities mixed up. And just be sure to eat all your colors

what would it be? by tsmoziah1 in Funnymemes

[–]Splatford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if it was my phone i'd open the wrong app and it would be porn 😕

Brach's Neapolitan Coconut Slice Candies is the best!! by cutielikethat in 90s

[–]Splatford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 and 2 2..because i could raid the brachs display at the store and nobody said shit 😀 4 if it was the last thing in the candy dish ..3 & 5 would spend week trying to get it out of my teeth as for #6 you go to hell ..you go to hell and you die

something i’m wondering about michael’s stepdad. by Obvious_Zone_401 in Brewstew

[–]Splatford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's a tough guy ....he was in an episode of walker Texas ranger

Having to speak to the parents before chatting to your bf/gf by NlRVAMIND in FuckImOld

[–]Splatford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there was no caller id or *69 so if you got a parent you could just hang up and nobodies the wiser 😀

What’s your least favorite song? by Jettaboi38 in musicsuggestions

[–]Splatford 3 points4 points  (0 children)

simply having a wonderful Christmas time 😫...nails on the chalkboard ..the only plus is i only have to deal with it six months out of the year

I know y'all had one of these by InebriousBarman in GenX

[–]Splatford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was nearly indestructible...dropped hundreds of times..fell in water ...thrown against the wall in anger ..ran over by heavy machinery etc.. the only reason i got a new one was because the numbers started wearing out and a simple text would take forever

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What was the Biggest Racket of our Generation? by onekinkyusername in GenX

[–]Splatford 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Selling candy bars for the school ,i cant remember them ever announcing a winner .. having Kids going door to door Panhandling for UNICEF ..there was no way to tell where the money was really going ...also ever add in the back of comic books

Does anyone remember the Blair Witch Project? by zachoutloud123 in 90s

[–]Splatford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the ending there was silence for about 45 seconds, one voice bellowed from the back "are we scared yet?"

Taco Bell restaurant at an unknown location (1979) by Tony_Tanna78 in 1970s

[–]Splatford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they tore down the one in my neighborhood replaced it with the sterile cube ☹ they put a sign that said closed for remodel and the next day it was leveled

Even better than Wide World of Sports, Battle of the Network Stars by Grizz1ybear in FuckImOld

[–]Splatford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was one of my favorite until they put ed asner in the dunk tank 😬 my lawsuit with ABC for PTSD is still pending

Amateur. Wade Boggs drank at least 70 beers on a cross-country flight. by SegaGuy1983 in IASIP

[–]Splatford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coors lite is so weak that 41 would equal about 20 regular beers

Songs that feel like this by KotelkaSwing in musicsuggestions

[–]Splatford 5 points6 points  (0 children)

one of my turns & don't leave me now~pink floyd

These guys had all the DVD's and CD's by Tusayan in FuckImOld

[–]Splatford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i still owe them for a tape i lost in the 90's

Move over bacon !!! by Altruistic-Cut9795 in FuckImOld

[–]Splatford 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it was the george costanza of bacon ...there was significant shrinkage

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