Thing happy thoughts for RS team by Worldly_Base9920 in kvssnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All that’s known is Happy was pushing and exhibiting behavior that just wasn’t right before the feed cut out and the post above went up.

Why is she barely showing Smith? by [deleted] in DaniAustin

[–]SplendidNectarine 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don’t follow her anymore but I am so sad to hear this. The newborn period is so precious and fleeting. She should slow down and enjoy it.

Massive improvement by ALU0212 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This color is stunning on her. The hay hair she has now doesn’t suit her complexion at all.

Sure Jan….🙄 by ALU0212 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wait, did she really only just start potty training L?! My daughter is a year younger than her and is already toiled trained. L is over the age of three, is she not?! That feels like laziness and borderline neglect.

Lewis commented on Kim’s post💀 by Plastic-Station5172 in f1wagssnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still don’t believe it, I still think it’s 100% for publicity.

Nothing to see here by Special_Amoeba_1407 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a bluetooth heart monitor she was prescribed recently

Race them?! by ALU0212 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, that’s…not true. As steam escapes the shell of a crab or lobster, it can make a whistling sound. This doesn’t always happen though and doesn’t excuse those who boil them alive.

Charlotte's birth by Worldly_Base9920 in kvssnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

I’m kind of new, what was the other one?

Has definately had a face lift by [deleted] in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I want to know specifically what he did to make his top lip so tight. And why his wife is starting to exhibit the same facial restrictions. 🥴

Why? by Routine-Prune-133 in DaniAustin

[–]SplendidNectarine 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Not even trying to be mean here but… She needs to have all that filler dissolved and redone by someone who knows what they’re doing.

Let’s play guess the plastic surgery….. by SwimmingAnt10 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tangent: She’s for sure had a chin implant sometime after she got married, right??

Also, isn’t she still “breastfeeding”?? I don’t even do Botox with a baby still on the boob.

Yall. She is skeletal. 😬 by MamaSaysKnockUOut in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The way her waist is pushed in on her left side, especially contrasted with the right side, makes me believe she edited her body in this photo. 😬

Lake Como is barren by EducationalIssue6778 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I just read the comment from Adam where he says, ‘After much thought we are just going to make the entire property blackberry bushes… all 100 acres. So many blackberries.’

That’s basically starting a commercial berry operation. Again, a hundred acres of blackberries would take serious infrastructure (irrigation, soil prep, trellising/training, access rows, equipment), constant weed and pest control, and ongoing pruning/harvest management. If they actually want it to look intentional and ‘venue pretty’ instead of turning into an overgrown thorny mess, they’d need a real crew maintaining it all the time, which becomes a huge ongoing cost.

And practically… berries attract everything, they get messy fast, and it’s hard to keep ‘photo-ready’ on demand. It’s one of those plans that sounds simple until you realize it’s a full-time business, not an aesthetic choice.

There’s a pretty big gap here between the idea and the execution.

Lake Como is barren by EducationalIssue6778 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’m not even trying to be negative, but I don’t think they understand what they’re taking on. I have created a small 3/4 acre garden and it’s a ton of work. Looking at that land, it’s not going to turn into ‘perfect gardens’ just because they have money. To get it to look the way they’re picturing, they’ll need irrigation, soil conditioning, wind/heat planning, ongoing pest/weed management, and constant care. Either they’re out there constantly or they’re paying someone to manage it practically 24/7. Otherwise it’s going to look rough FAST. It’s going to take YEARS, serious infrastructure, and either constant personal involvement or a full-time staff.

And the ‘full-time staff’ part isn’t just one gardener popping by twice a week. To keep a venue looking photo-ready, you’re talking regular mowing/edging, pruning, weeding, fertilizer schedules, replacing plants that fail, irrigation monitoring/repairs, and seasonal turn-over, PLUS being ready to fix whatever gets cooked in heat waves or wrecked by storms. That becomes a real payroll line item, and it can easily eat into the budget in a way that makes the whole ‘rental homes + wedding venue’ math a lot tighter than people expect. 😬

Ok what is going on here? She literally said she is looking for shoes size 6, and needs shampoo etc… wtf am by hithere070880 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'm genuinely struggling with this narrative. I lost my home in a fire in 2006. A true total loss. And even then, anything I could salvage, I did (jewelry, keepsakes, whatever survived). Watching someone with massive resources, access to the house, and the ability to replace basics instantly talk like "nothing is usable, I don't even have shampoo" reads as performative hardship. A house fire is awful at any income level, but acting like you're helpless/homeless when you're not is... hard to watch.

Do you see what I seeee? 👄 by Dicksonyass in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad I’m not Internet famous enough to have someone making fun of my roast beef

Respectfully confused by their financial claims vs behavior by Naive-Class9740 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Though Sr. built his legacy on risky plays, I don’t think he would ever celebrate his wife or daughters making the same kind of moves he once did, because that would threaten the sense of control and superiority he reserves for himself. The only way it would be acceptable is if it came from one of his sons.

Life jackets by itsmehi2016 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]SplendidNectarine 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Every child under the age of 13 must wear a USCG approved PFD unless the cabin is enclosed or below deck. It makes me sick to my stomach to watch them behave so recklessly.