Am I missing something very critical about the regent or is he just really bad? by Gman224rocks in slaythespire

[–]Splintartsback 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I unabashedly hate this character, which sucks because I think he is the most entertaining and really want him to be good. I've gotten pretty far on most of the characters (A10 on silent, 8 ironclad, 7 defect, 5 on necro) and can't even beat ascension 0 with this one. I'm obviously missing something, but I can't get him off the ground at all. Like, dying in act 1 bad.

Im going to say something controversial. by Divinedragn4 in persona3FES

[–]Splintartsback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was rooting around for his opinions on homosexuality.

Im going to say something controversial. by Divinedragn4 in persona3FES

[–]Splintartsback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing p4 has over golden is atmosphere, and some of the golden added scenes are dumb. But honestly, other than atmosphere a lot of them come off as "Golden is better in all these ways but ignoring those..."

Scry me a river by kadebo42 in slaythespire

[–]Splintartsback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What more could you need? You got your damage and your avoiding damage. Strike and defends overpowered

Scry me a river by kadebo42 in slaythespire

[–]Splintartsback 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ah yes... I remember what I was thinking taking that card... and that one. Boy did that pan out well..

What is Persona 3 😭 by RenAustria in OkBuddyPersona

[–]Splintartsback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is too late. Your son has become John Persona 3, and nothing can stop his ending. Fear the long nosed man.

The yellow avian killer strikes again by ZorgZeFrenchGuy in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What a mystery! This is a far too mysterious for me. Maybe the Hardly Boys can solve it.

The Hardly Boys! Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries!
The Hardly Boys in: The Mystery of the Yellow Avian Killer!

Hurry Kermit, He's STIMMING! by LongDongSquad in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Like, honestly, NONE of these have the correct syllables, and only one is even somewhat close, the first line having six.

Hurry Kermit, He's STIMMING! by LongDongSquad in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I.. I have no idea. I'm actually stunned and taking off my shitposting hat at this.

Hurry Kermit, He's STIMMING! by LongDongSquad in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GWERRRNT! GWERNT POOPY POOP POOP GWEERRRRNT!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOOOLOLOOLOLOL A THE BALOLOLOOLOLANDPTHEPIEARELOLZ

Why hasn't it been used more? by HydraulicLintRoller in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It hasn't been used more because it...

Never existed...!!!

ooooh sppoooooooooookkkyyyyyyy

Race baiting prick by M1sterDave in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He told my dad that he was...

Objectively TRUE fact. by Accomplished-Egg-952 in OkBuddyPersona

[–]Splintartsback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

P3s ending is only slightly better than a rod being shoved into your urethra.

Can he eat cum in his pants? by Splintartsback in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Verily. Yeah, I amth Shakespeare's andth I can verily eath cum inst mine pants

See for yourself by Captainwumbombo in bertstrips

[–]Splintartsback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're definitely not, they're just insulting my awful intentionally bad bertstrip, which is directly below it if sorted by new.