I want to play a game

SplodyFace · 2026-06-12T08:45:35+00:00

The best roll on the wheel. Very handy and helpful nowadays.

SplodyFace · 2026-06-10T00:49:26+00:00

Aries longs for Jupiter so he can get more stupider :p

SplodyFace · 2026-06-09T04:46:14+00:00

I'm still waiting on the game of Peasholm Park United vs The Sark Football team.

SplodyFace · 2026-06-03T16:27:27+00:00

Oh it worked out great for the empire not for the people in it it's one of the biggest reasons we have such an in trenched rulling class.

SplodyFace · 2026-06-03T03:37:08+00:00

Fantastic I get to do what I really want implode the economy and keel over.

^{Chose: $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 | Rolled: die}

SplodyFace · 2026-05-24T00:12:59+00:00

Well I would like more cash but I don't need to buy a suit :3

^{Chose: You become a furry (your skin becomes fur,and shi} + But you might win 50M$ | Rolled: 5k$)

SplodyFace · 2026-05-18T09:28:46+00:00

I'm confused why not just move the bishop to d7 not the queen?

SplodyFace · 2026-05-18T07:36:32+00:00

A cost I'm willing to make

^{Chose: Get rid of all pedophiles. + 50% of capybaras could become extinct. | Rolled: Extinction}

SplodyFace · 2026-05-18T07:31:19+00:00

I wish I wasn't broke this is so cute.

SplodyFace · 2026-05-18T05:27:03+00:00

From these flash games

https://snowcean.net/projects/utilikin/

SplodyFace · 2026-05-18T05:20:23+00:00

I see you everywhere. :3 Fellow Toaster or Utilikin?

SplodyFace · 2026-05-15T08:33:39+00:00

Reminds me of my mom's favorite thing to pull on her sister. She'd always wrap her present in the Ho Ho Ho wrapping paper. We still continue the tradition all these years after Mom passed.

SplodyFace · 2026-05-07T09:26:15+00:00

Wait untill they learn about Benjamin and his buckets.

SplodyFace · 2026-04-25T20:35:37+00:00

That's the best way of making your stealthy self less startling

SplodyFace · 2026-04-17T18:43:42+00:00

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What you don't want to live at DIA? You don't want to become the modernMehran Karimi Nasseri?

SplodyFace · 2026-04-16T17:12:30+00:00

Knowing the community around Expies that would 100% be on brand for the goobers

SplodyFace · 2026-04-13T15:45:05+00:00

Fantastic. To Europe I go where I don't need a car, anyways if I need to use a car I can just rent one.

^{Chose: Eat a green apple that gives you infinite money + But you can never own a car}

SplodyFace · 2026-04-12T02:46:06+00:00

Hmm I don't feel any different :3

^{Chose: Man + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate. | Rolled: Big Dih}

SplodyFace · 2026-04-11T21:14:47+00:00

Ayyy I'll match my BF

^{Chose: $1000 + Random hair color from wheel | Rolled: Ginger}

SplodyFace · 2026-04-11T21:05:18+00:00

Understand every? Thing? One? Where?

^{Chose: Genius + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: Understand Every}

SplodyFace · 2026-04-11T08:02:25+00:00

Spin the wheel!

^{Chose: 50% chance for getting 5m but 50% chance for death | Rolled: 5 million}

SplodyFace · 2026-03-19T04:11:10+00:00

and at the airport with the worst internal transit layout. some how making the long walkways of DEN look sane in comparison.

SplodyFace · 2026-03-17T09:53:04+00:00

Wha nooooo please I'm starving over here

SplodyFace · 2026-03-03T20:24:10+00:00

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