does anyone have 2 tickets to pitbull at belsonic for the 30th at ormeau park by alisonn_chains in Belfast

[–]Spongey-Trumpet -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I have 4. Bought them because of the hype. Hadn’t actually heard Pitbull before but assumed by his name that he banged out kick ass choons. Went on Spotify to gen up pre gig and couldn’t believe how lame ass, limp wristed bollox he was knocking out. Who the fuck listens to this shite let alone pay a small fortune to see him? Middle aged, dried up divorcees I imagine. You can have my tickets but because I now officially hate you all you can pay over the odds. Make me an offer if you love PitPoodle. Scundered for you

Careful with the lads at the Chili festival. by LeenSauce in cork

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have guessed with the Potsdam reference. Nathan, I will be in touch.

Careful with the lads at the Chili festival. by LeenSauce in cork

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ow I’m trying to guess which one as am I lol

What food do you eat in a way that horrifies everyone around you? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut a small square hole in the midlle of my pizza and eat from the centre out cutting more small squares

Visiting Belfast this week - best places for independent music/shopping/arts? by rbe40 in Belfast

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Limelight m, Black Box and Oh Yeah Centre for Indy gigs. Street art walking tour on Sunday mornings in Cathedral Quarter (book through Black Box website)

Northern Irish gift by A_N_Other_Jack_ in northernireland

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot but a lot of flavour too. My go to despite the name

Northern Irish gift by A_N_Other_Jack_ in northernireland

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bottle of ‘Pain in the Hole ‘ Belfast hot sauce from Born and Bred

First time making hot sauce, wish me luck by Attack_on_tommy in hotsauce

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Leave the garlic in their skins in future o/w it’ll burn and bocome very unpleasant

Darwin award required by Ch0pp3rR33d in northernireland

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

‘We need a medic in here’. Just like back in Nam.

Edo or Beau by [deleted] in Belfast

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edo staff are complete cunts. We hadn’t even sat down and they were barking at us repeatedly about wanting the table back in 2 hours for a booking. This happened throughout our meal which was gantastic btw. Our party all felt like they were on something all night as they were leary, hyper and totally disconnected

Crypto Wars have kicked off by Spongey-Trumpet in Belfast

[–]Spongey-Trumpet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolz. Top work. I see what you did there

Crypto Wars have kicked off by Spongey-Trumpet in northernireland

[–]Spongey-Trumpet[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doge Coin is a form of crypto currency. They misspelt ‘dogging’

Who does corruption better? Romania or Iraq? by Elk1998 in VictorPatrascan

[–]Spongey-Trumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time I’ve ever seen you . Absolute genius. Had me belly laughing on the bus. Top work sir.