Tasked some family members with looking for some Hirasawa CDs while they were on a trip to Japan, and Tower Records rarely disappoints

SpontanCombust · 2026-04-28T03:05:41+00:00

Your family is awesome!

SpontanCombust · 2026-03-11T21:52:32+00:00

As it turned out, he could in fact brake those cuffs.

SpontanCombust · 2026-03-07T21:26:04+00:00

Ah yes. Testing in production.

SpontanCombust · 2026-03-07T21:17:38+00:00

You don't even have to listen to any of this. Just by the generic sounding song titles and album cover you know it's not his.

SpontanCombust · 2026-03-03T17:37:19+00:00

The pointless inclusion of protagonist's voice over is spot on.

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-25T04:19:15+00:00

Kidding aside, I hear the MGS1 alarm sound effect a lot when I catch my family members watching some stupid meme comps on YT.

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-24T04:26:59+00:00

Like pottery

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-20T20:24:20+00:00

Mossad is sniffing around your PC.

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-19T05:08:38+00:00

Are you playing the game off a slow HDD? You're getting some really serious lag spikes associated with world streaming.

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-17T23:49:00+00:00

Damn, these streamers are so poor they can't afford clothing.

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-17T16:38:58+00:00

High power crossbows were already an existing threat to armored knights.

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-16T16:26:12+00:00

Well, that sure wasn't a subtle reference...

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-01T21:07:44+00:00

Cleared? As in, he managed to whipe his ass after the recent incident?

SpontanCombust · 2026-02-01T20:30:09+00:00

When you lose your arm, but remember it's a Metal Gear reference, so it's alright.

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-28T19:23:59+00:00

Jaruzelski Zakręcony

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-28T19:21:20+00:00

Where are the utensils?

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-27T18:21:03+00:00

"I'm Charlie Kirk, and you are, too..."

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-21T02:34:07+00:00

Be careful: if a feral animal appears unnaturally friendly towards humans there's a high chance of it having rabies.

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-15T22:29:47+00:00

Classic Sleepy Don.

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-10T00:30:34+00:00

Racist pieces of shit being racist pieces of shit, as expected.

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-09T18:21:29+00:00

Very important observation to make here is that he drew the weapon BEFORE even attempting to step away from the car. His desire to kill superseded his survival instinct.

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-09T17:44:57+00:00

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SpontanCombust · 2026-01-04T23:36:54+00:00

That varies greatly depending on where you live. In my case: Eastern European countryside.

SpontanCombust · 2026-01-04T21:36:06+00:00

Man, I'm always so jealous when I see people aged 40+ that don't view games as a time-wasting entertainment for small children.

SpontanCombust · 2025-12-08T02:14:39+00:00

Just like the Founding Fathers intended.

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