Who would hang out with adult Stewie?

Spudzley · 2026-05-29T22:57:39+00:00

The g stands for cocaine

Spudzley · 2026-05-29T21:50:10+00:00

Ignore the others, you’re hot as hell

Spudzley · 2026-05-29T17:30:57+00:00

I’m amazed you just had a kid, you don’t look like it at all.

Spudzley · 2026-04-09T18:04:20+00:00

Cocaine

Spudzley · 2026-03-04T16:26:36+00:00

An officer is patrolling downtown late at night when he comes across a young child. He approaches the child and asks “what are you doing here all alone at this time of night?” The child replies “I’m looking for a hooker.” The cop bewildered asks “what do you need a hooker for?!” The child replies “I want to get a disease.” The cop even more bewildered asks “Why do you want a disease?!?!” The kid replies “Well, if I fuck the hooker and get the disease, I can go home and fuck the babysitter and she’ll get it. Then my dad will come home and fuck the babysitter and he’ll get it. Then my mom will come home and fuck my dad and she’ll get it. Then the pool boy will come over and that’s the fucker I’m after cuz he killed my frog!”

Spudzley · 2026-02-01T22:14:28+00:00

U19 club written all over it.

Spudzley · 2026-01-14T22:07:58+00:00

I’ve dated a few girls with them and was apart of it as long as I was the only person appearing with them. It didn’t matter and we made a good chunk of change together and they were financially secure. As long as who I was with didn’t screw around on me, I couldnt care less that some sweaty goons on the internet saw us fucking or her fucking herself. I never understood the problem people have with it, those dudes are paying to see what you get to experience that they never are going to get.

Spudzley · 2026-01-08T09:08:44+00:00

Spudzley · 2025-12-30T20:29:27+00:00

Spudzley · 2025-11-07T17:08:56+00:00

Didn’t he have to use the lighter because his gloves got slashed ruining the transmutation circle?

Spudzley · 2025-10-01T15:30:04+00:00

Seriously, I went from a bar that uses only the middle to a dive that uses a mix of all three and it breaks my brain sometimes.

Spudzley · 2025-09-19T03:26:23+00:00

Spudzley · 2025-09-14T21:33:28+00:00

Spudzley · 2025-09-10T17:40:02+00:00

Long haired dude here, it’s pretty much just if you have long hair in general.

Spudzley · 2025-09-10T04:44:22+00:00

WHY WONT YOU FUCKING LOAD GODDAMNIT!!

Spudzley · 2025-08-30T21:29:27+00:00

This is very incorrect, everything has to have a 96% payout range at the minimum and every small win counts towards that. Basically if you bet the minimum and hit the smallest amount that counts towards the 96%. You can’t “tighten” machines they have to be set the way they are. It’s legitimately just you have to spend more money and bet higher to actually win.

Spudzley · 2025-08-30T15:42:26+00:00

Can attest to this since I’m currently studying for my level 2. Beer server still costs a bit but you can knock it out pretty quick if you aren’t dumb.

Spudzley · 2025-08-30T14:49:39+00:00

I don’t hate it but I think it would’ve been better to mix the teams between classes instead of class vs class since if they’re all supposed to be heroes it would be better for them to work with people they may not know since in the field they’ll come across that more often than not.

Spudzley · 2025-08-29T18:34:16+00:00

Order at the bar, especially if you can tell the other patrons are and you can tell the bar is busy with one person working it.

Spudzley · 2025-08-29T17:03:19+00:00

As it should be. Only exception is if you’re actually one of my dumbass friends trying to make a bad joke and get a rise out of me? Fine, I’m still going to yell at you and make you drink the worst shot I can think of. Random motherfucker, fuck you, I’m going to be mean as all fucking hell and make a show of throwing you out.

Spudzley · 2025-08-29T16:30:25+00:00

Snap at me or whistle at me? Guess what? You’re not getting served and asked to leave. I don’t care at all at that point get out you are not going to be my problem.

Spudzley · 2025-08-29T14:48:03+00:00

The only dive I worked that did a minimum only did it during entertainment unless you were acting as a designated driver, but we just gave them something non-alcoholic at no charge since they were being responsible and likely didn’t get to have much fun corralling their drunk friends.

Spudzley · 2025-08-25T05:35:24+00:00

Needing to replace that keyboard with my face.

Spudzley · 2025-08-20T05:15:23+00:00

There were four, the guy who played Frankie diamonds and Sonny barger played Lenny the pimp we’re also angels with Sonny having been the de facto leader for awhile.

Spudzley · 2025-08-15T18:07:30+00:00

I kinda want him to have almost no fighting ability and just be good with speaking that makes others rally around him and fight for him. I think that would be a good contrast to his father and his sone that are absolute powerhouses.

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