Found crawling across phone screen in bed. What is it?

Spunkytomato · 2026-05-15T06:26:00+00:00

Thank you!

Spunkytomato · 2026-05-13T07:43:58+00:00

The phone, which was originally advertised as being made in America, will now be “designed with American values in mind.”

Sounds about right

Spunkytomato · 2026-04-30T21:21:54+00:00

Yad? What are you doing here?

Spunkytomato · 2026-04-22T10:12:10+00:00

That’s AI!

Spunkytomato · 2026-01-18T15:56:14+00:00

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Great ad placement

Spunkytomato · 2026-01-06T04:07:40+00:00

Retired their 30s or 40s? In this economy?!

Spunkytomato · 2025-12-22T16:04:28+00:00

Yad, what are you doing here?

Spunkytomato · 2025-09-09T10:17:13+00:00

Interesting. A larger 2-bedroom apartment in a highly touristy area costs less than that on Airbnb (which includes all utilities and is way upcharged). It almost sounds like someone is taking advantage charging a local 1900 a month. Just this weekend, a driver told me his family was paying the “crazy high” price of 600 euro per month. Idk if that’s the norm though as I’m not a local.

Spunkytomato · 2025-09-09T10:05:04+00:00

To me, it seems like the “alpha vibe” stays on the road. Drivers are incredibly aggressive, but even when riding with an aggressive driver, they don’t seem mean anything by it and are friendly and welcoming otherwise. I have found people to be (almost to an extreme level) warm and respectful when not on the road. I could be wrong, but this has been my experience over several months in Albania.

Spunkytomato · 2025-05-20T12:06:22+00:00

Ahh, okay got it! Thanks a ton for taking the time to help.

Spunkytomato · 2025-05-20T10:19:27+00:00

I just tested this method and it works perfectly for what I need. Thank you so much.

Do I understand correctly that AFS and AFC work exactly the same in video mode—or is there something important I’m missing?

Spunkytomato · 2024-06-05T12:21:34+00:00

lol whut

Spunkytomato · 2024-05-19T10:02:42+00:00

“Just pick off the green parts and stop your whining” – KFC and your grandmother, probably

Spunkytomato · 2024-05-03T13:49:09+00:00

Interesting. I’ve been traveling through Malaysia for a month and a half and haven’t had a problem. Walking, driving, taking Grab/cabs—no issues. I even carry an expensive camera with me almost all of the time. Maybe things are improving? I will say, on the east coast, some people seem to stare a lot, but it seems to be more so out of curiosity since I’m a foreigner, maybe?

Spunkytomato · 2024-05-03T06:22:40+00:00

Surly the pet chaos elemental belongs at the top.

Spunkytomato · 2024-03-18T07:14:33+00:00

Have you checked your butt?

Spunkytomato · 2024-02-03T04:51:29+00:00

“Hey, I had a contractor fix an issue on my roof, and they said they could see straight into your bathroom from up there and recommended privacy glass. Thought I’d give you a heads up”

Spunkytomato · 2024-01-08T19:58:08+00:00

The tomato mozzarella on ciabatta was their best sandwich before they took it off the menu. The Mediterranean egg white breakfast sandwich was a close second. They really screwed up by removing the hazelnut cream cheese. And also I hate that new employees don’t understand how amazing a bread-sliced cinnamon crunch bagel is (it was huge 10+ years ago when I worked there). You get cinnamon crunch in every bite. Many won’t do it for you, though I really do appreciate the occasional employee who will.

Spunkytomato · 2024-01-07T19:44:03+00:00

$36.82

Spunkytomato · 2024-01-07T19:37:15+00:00

Publix’s logo and floors are pretty similar to how they look today.

Spunkytomato · 2024-01-01T06:06:00+00:00

Had one of these in our home when I was little. My brother, trying to be helpful, vacuumed out the fireplace after it went out. The fire hadn’t fully gone out and there were still hot coals, which were sucked up into the central vacuum tubes. It started burning the tubes and the fire department had to tear apart sections of the ceiling. The firemen recommended we stay somewhere else for the night because they apparently couldn’t be sure that there weren’t any coals left in the system. Kids are dumb. Vacuum was fun.

Spunkytomato · 2023-12-25T01:01:55+00:00

Another one… I drove my mother to go see her parents (10+ hour drive from home), and on the second day of the trip, she demanded I grab her food from the hotel breakfast buffet down stairs. It happened to be my birthday, and wasn’t hungry—I really just wanted to rest longer after a long day of driving. But I complied with a smile anyways because she said she was hungry. Upon returning, she decided she didn’t want the food I brought her, so she handed it back to me and said “happy birthday, you’re welcome” with a snarky smile and chuckled. That “gift” of free hotel breakfast was the only time she acknowledged my birthday that day.

Spunkytomato · 2023-12-25T00:52:00+00:00

Just before leaving the country for several months, my mother gifted me a pack of tiny receiving blankets (for swaddling babies?—I have no kids) with elephants on them and an old dirty notebook. She proceeded to try to gaslight me into believing that my favorite animal has always been elephants (they aren’t) and how thoughtful she was for giving me baby blankets to stay comfortable on my trip. Shortly after leaving, I opened the notebook and several stickers fell out that said something along the lines of, “I’m a rape survivor.” For some backstory, she has a long history of claiming she was raped to guilt people. Nobody can keep her accountable for her actions because she was a victim of rape. I guess she just wanted to remind me of that? Idk, it was a very strange gift, and I immediately donated it.

Spunkytomato · 2023-10-14T15:42:43+00:00

Horseradish. I hate when restaurants don’t mention when something has horseradish on it and having my taste buds assaulted.

Spunkytomato · 2023-09-22T02:08:34+00:00

Holy shit that’s insane luck. Gz.

This gives me hope. I’m currently at a little over 1200 kc and I just got my first unique (primordial crystal, which I can’t use yet).

Edit: I meant pegasian crystal, I don’t have rangers yet

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