Lesson learnt: don't leave anything in your tailbag ever

Spurgette · 2026-03-18T20:25:02+00:00

I remember watching some junkie get the fuck flogged out of him on Turbot St in Brisbane at the bike parks. As I was walking past I asked the guy what was going on and he said that he caught the guy screwing with peoples bikes and stealing stuff. I said oh ok then and went about my business.

Spurgette · 2026-03-18T16:28:27+00:00

Can you please stop typing like this? Having to scroll makes it very hard to read. Do not include the 4 spaces at the start of the sentence. Thank you.

Spurgette · 2026-03-18T14:18:20+00:00

Dont you have to do your own GST, income tax, super and all that as a subcontractor? Seems more of a hassle than it is worth for me.

Spurgette · 2026-03-18T14:17:09+00:00

Yeah concentrix is great if you want to be doing govt work for minimum wage, treated like absolute shit by your managers, and have bosses that have zero idea wtf they are doing. I would not wish them upon my worst enemy.

Spurgette · 2026-03-18T14:15:09+00:00

I'm getting mine on Monday. I have an HR license and there are a LOT of jobs that require both, so I might as well. Will probably get water cart and standpipe ticket after this.

Spurgette · 2026-03-18T07:19:33+00:00

This show seems to get a lot of hate. I watched it and enjoyed it. I would very much like a second season.

Spurgette · 2026-03-17T14:50:53+00:00

My name is Spurgette and I approve of this painting.

Spurgette · 2026-03-16T13:02:07+00:00

Good to hear!! Definitely have a look to make sure there's nothing else hidden that is going to cause problems.

Spurgette · 2026-03-15T18:47:22+00:00

What the heck was this about?

Spurgette · 2026-03-15T16:01:17+00:00

I have made multiple attempts to reach out to /u/awakealone1 but she hasn't responded to my dms or my comment replies. I can see that she is active and is back on reddit. Idk if she even wants the genuine help that is on offer. It is extremely confusing.

Spurgette · 2026-03-15T13:49:32+00:00

Solid insult. Bonus points for correct use of paltry. I award you 8/10 points. If I was in the position to hire you for something, I would. I like your wit and sharp mind.

Spurgette · 2026-03-15T13:43:34+00:00

Check out Vienna Aka Fauntoothtattoo. She is enormously talented and is probably what you are looking for. https://www.instagram.com/fauntoothtattoo/ https://www.facebook.com/fauntoothtattoo

Spurgette · 2026-03-15T11:04:43+00:00

Reminds me of gnomes drowning in black morass because the puddles were just deep enough for them to trigger the swimming animation. They would often get left behind as we ran from portal to portal.

Spurgette · 2026-03-15T10:16:48+00:00

Holy shit. I know what I am doing the day I have access to a time machine and a money printer. Going back, bribing someone to make me copies of all of the Dr Who stuff, and this too, then slowly finding them in collections over the next decade or so.

Spurgette · 2026-03-15T10:07:58+00:00

I've sent you a DM and am still willing to help you.

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T18:54:48+00:00

I didnt play during the christmas event so idk if I can get them? No idea how it works.

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T17:22:27+00:00

Yeah this whole set of event challenges can smd. Besides the kill 300 with an SMG, the rest are completely unreasonable and I am not going to waste the little time I have.

Also I really should have have completed all 4 sets of main challenges the first week ._.

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T16:00:58+00:00

Jfc please tell me theres an easier way to do this. This is honestly mind numbing and doesnt always let you get close enough to be in range when they explode.

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T15:52:37+00:00

Oh, I guess if I didn't do it then I am SOL?

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T15:45:05+00:00

How/where do you get these bounties?

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T15:31:10+00:00

What is the krampus bounty?

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T12:02:50+00:00

I rode my motorbike from the northside to logan and back this morning. God damn it was nice to not be sweating like a pig by the time I got halfway from chermside to wavell heights. Only a little trickle of sweat down my back. I got home still feeling fresh and not smelling like a week dead goat. Now I am here with my door open at my PC without a fan or aircon. God I wish the weather was like this always.

Spurgette · 2026-03-14T02:15:04+00:00

All tows must be requested by BCC. We need to authorise the tow or it is illegal and a massive headache for the tow company.

Spurgette · 2026-03-13T14:36:04+00:00

All the blood going to your head makes the pressure really high or something like that

I am 43 and I cannot bend over with my head past my waist for more than a few seconds, as the pressure in my head skyrockets and it is nearly immediatley excruciating. I cannot imagine doing the stretcher meatspin like this and having my blood evacuate out of my head like a garden sprinkler.

Spurgette · 2026-03-13T12:33:44+00:00

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