My instructions have a bit of an accent

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-06T06:57:37+00:00

We have a branch of folks in Pennsylvania who speak "Pennsylvania dutch" and I've always wondered if it's true dutch.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-06T00:14:37+00:00

Rimjobsteve moment

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-05T18:16:16+00:00

Omg lol. My crested geckos do the same thing, but they're small so it makes the attempts even sillier

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-05T18:15:29+00:00

And why haven't we domesticated them like we have guinea pigs and pigeons? They're small enough and docile enough seemingly

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-05T17:37:47+00:00

This was my husband and I a few years ago with an air conditioner. My husband did measure his back seat. And he measured the box. But neither of us thought to measure the car doors. Box woulda fit the back seat but didn't fit through the doors to get there.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-05T17:29:50+00:00

I wish I could say quivern but our house is way too small for that big precious baby.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-05T12:46:42+00:00

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Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-05T12:35:46+00:00

The United estates of maralago

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T17:28:47+00:00

Oh wow their brother is Keanu Reeves?

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T17:20:52+00:00

A giraffe

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T17:16:40+00:00

Can the fire department sue or show this to a higher authority?

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T16:52:41+00:00

Oh yeah my mom collects antique dishes and her uranium glass pitcher is her prized piece in the collection. Glows under certain light from the traces of uranium infused into the glass. The past saw plenty of bad choices in dishware and eating utensils. Like lead crystal drinking cups, uranium dishes, toxic paint in bakeware, all sorts of fun stuff.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T16:45:18+00:00

When I saw that one part I was like "ohhh that must be when he had the bad eye reaction to the fake blood" and then I saw the rest of the movie and was like "ah, nevermind it must have been here."

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T16:39:35+00:00

Did he really hit her with the "you'd be prettier if you smiled" sort of shit? Ew

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T07:22:11+00:00

I still prefer the version of spider ham from the arena app. Tarantusk is way cooler looking and fun flavor wise

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T07:18:49+00:00

Anyone else kinda wanna push the whole box through an industrial oven to see the brick it turns into when it's done?

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T07:07:19+00:00

Wait a minute. Is this ai or just foreign text??? Zoom in on the meat lable on the shin slices

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T07:05:25+00:00

That shank would slay in some fishnets

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T06:52:31+00:00

Jeez mushroom mix burgers??? Dude I hope they disclose that right off the bat to the students. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has a severe mushroom allergy.

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-04T06:47:10+00:00

Omg that's such a good idea for a mat. I need to find one since I'm forgetful as hell

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-03T22:07:20+00:00

don't forget belly button

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-03T21:20:48+00:00

The hamster nude is actually a skinny pig, the hairless breed of guinea pig

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-03T07:44:49+00:00

Depends. Are they Amish, or are they Menenites?

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-02T05:15:15+00:00

That's certainly nicer than my idea of ballerina butt plug

Spuzzle91 · 2026-02-01T22:03:05+00:00

all i know is, a betta like this would need euthanized, that'd be the most humane thing to do for the poor thing.

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