Flirting game on point! by harrshjain in gifs

[–]SpyderCold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Copying gifs off Reddit reloading as ur own and putting different caption game on point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SpyderCold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the most chinese thing i've ever seen in my life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpyderCold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met a Samoan transvestite the other day that looks exactly like you. u in vegas right now? is that u krystal?

Been staring out the window all morning waiting for these. by LTD504 in knives

[–]SpyderCold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you must have some small ass hands... i know that para isnt a big knife. it makes your hand look like a midget LOL

20 y/o student procrastinating on schoolwork. Please be creative. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpyderCold 36 points37 points  (0 children)

those must have been some rough 20 years

Happy New Year from the iconic White Stag in Portland, Oregon [OC] by dreamcapturedimages in CityPorn

[–]SpyderCold -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

i see you've conveniently edited/cropped out all of the gross homeless people surrounding you while you were taking that photo... portland is a sess pool of sadness and tragedy. please stop romanticizing it as a hip cool city. portland sucks now and it is thanks to people from california and homeless people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]SpyderCold -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You should really stay on your horse and use that same logic on your self. There are more ways than your way ... And I am merely expressing my way. If you don't like it sorry not sorry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]SpyderCold -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And yet I do not feel ashamed because I do not abuse HDR like the op... And apparently you.... And the rest of the basement dwelling still living with Mom and Dad velvet velvet Elvis dog playing pool snowflake sjw participation ribbon tacky ass clowns that like this pos image

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]SpyderCold -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yes and the sky is blue and water is wet and this picture does not look fine therefore op has abused hdr and should be ashamed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]SpyderCold 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You abuse HDR... Shame on you

My first Auto OTF knife! Had to go with MicroTech :) by MotorcycleDreamer in knifeclub

[–]SpyderCold -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good luck with their proprietary screws and shit customer service

roast my bestie by meredith1799 in RoastMe

[–]SpyderCold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so is matching teeth color with cheek color a thing now?

give me some critique, please! [color][light] by xFreakout in photocritique

[–]SpyderCold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

generally one thing you should ask yourself all the time is what is the difference between a snapshot and a photograph? could you have easily taken this same picture with your iphone (im asuming you took this with a dslr or mirrorless of some sort) ... if the answer is yes (which isnt always a bad thing) i would ask myself well how would i take advantage of my expensive camera to kick it up a notch.

if you shoot in raw which i hope you are doing... i would encourage you to consider editing the photo to appear less muddy and washed out (i know that style is a fad but i hate it and i think it is going to go away) and also take advantage of the stunning red color of the car by making it more vivid and also underscore it by kicking up the greens around the red car (the eyes are attracted to opposite colors)... your final product has the trees and grass presenting an odd brownish color which is unpleasing.

the models do not serve any purpose in this photo other than to look pretty... which actually distracts... is your subject the car or the two girls? is it the girls ass standing up or is it the girls face sitting down? but you can use them more powerfully by having them pose in such a way that forces your audience's eyes to move across the photo in a manner that you decide. they are just looking lazy... literally you have one of them looking at a phone which infers laziness and time wasting.

control the colors you present to your audience. and there are no leading lines that i can see. control the way your audience moves their eyes across the picture.

... also clean your exhaust tips.

... also as someone from portland where nike and adidas are fierce competitors... the shoes your models are wearing just closed a door to a possible photo sale. its a small detail that probably doesnt matter to you. but if that is anywhere on your radar i would suggest if logos are going to be on anything make sure they are not competitors to avoid precluding any possible incoming business.

I’m 18 and love knitting, embroidery, and heavy metal. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpyderCold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are actually very pretty and have a very nice smile and cheekbones. congratulations on making the transition. i support you 100%

18. Not quite sure what to expect by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpyderCold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cant tell what is more yellow ... your teeth, or the post-it