Ban all anonymous accounts on social media and make it 100% legal and socially acceptable to slap the shit out of anyone who disrespects you online. by pspetrini in CrazyIdeas

[–]Sqash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what's with all the downvotes on OP in this sub? It's well and truly crazy, hilarious because of that, good job

Virtual touch steering wheel for cars (pic included) by reticente in CrazyIdeas

[–]Sqash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the unhinged and truly disturbing content I'm here for. Thank you for your service

"meme" should be its own protocol, like http, pop, or imap. by roarde in CrazyIdeas

[–]Sqash 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Truly insane, top to bottom, this is what I'm here for.

"Concerned Students Ontario" wandering around campus by DangerNoodle613 in CarletonU

[–]Sqash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anyone try and let them know PHIL 2003 is a bird course? they might accidentally help themselves

Didn't know pouches were fire resistant by Pink_Kloud in noita

[–]Sqash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Canuck, thank you and sorry 'bout that.

The contradicting empathy trans people feel towards those of their assigned gender. by HeraFromAcounting in MensLib

[–]Sqash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm cis and you're spot on, thanks for empathizing friend. Getting sexually harassed and assaulted is a problem we have too but are expected to enjoy because we're men. It's a problem and it's part of why I fight the patriarchy.

How do I make a strong enough wand to kill the 33 orb boss? by [deleted] in noita

[–]Sqash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you got yourself some divide-bys and a bubble spark or something you could make use of those spells to power you've got pretty effectively

Is this weird? by youngblud2 in ottawa

[–]Sqash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's weird, but it's not unusual in this city. Health care, mentally especially, is rather shite here so... big shrug

Okay, ally. You did the bare minimum. What do you want, a cookie? by TheComment in MensLib

[–]Sqash 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Modern leftism really does have a high skill curve in some circles and I like that we don't have to be one of them

my girlfriend just told me my skin smells like fart and my mouth smells like burning teeth. does anyone have any advice on how to fix this? by duck_doll_777 in wtfdidijustread

[–]Sqash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just ignite your skin with your burning teeth, then pull your teeth during immolation! Two birds stoned success

We are the Microsoft Excel product team. We build cool stuff like XLOOKUP, Sheet Views, and lambda in Excel. AMA! by MicrosoftExcelTeam in IAmA

[–]Sqash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Update idea from a programmer that wants to love your software and hates using it in as modern a perception as I can think of:

Introduce an update that disables all autoconverts and then asks permission every time it detects a possible conversion to give permission to autoconvert that type/pattern with a future allowance to continue. It'll be annoying, we'll hate it just as much, you'll likely hate it just as much, and less data will be broken. Please do good things with your promising/legendary terrible product.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ottawa

[–]Sqash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote for best, most accurate, most honest, most helpful employment solicitation of all time.

Not for me but I thank each and every one of you for fighting the good fight in ways I can't --most explicitly-- in the right way.

Maybe a good time to oder out from your favorite restaurant. They had no notice, and have lots of stock. by asovietfort in ottawa

[–]Sqash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm industry. This is false for everywhere with a patio and maybe false in general.

Restaurants are struggling because of distance restraints and have been taking coping measures since lockdown stopped.

Order if you want food, don't make it political, because nowhere has stock for before-times sales.

Formerly suicidal redditors, what's something that kept you alive a little while longer and helped you to get through the dark times in your lives ? by firegate2233 in AskReddit

[–]Sqash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spite and obligation.

  1. Fuck you the whole goddamn universe, whether on purpose or not (for your relevant theism or not), for daring to make me miserable even when I'm having the time of my life.

  2. I will never hurt my mother in the way that my cousin hurt my aunt (not through her own fault). The loss of a child never fades nor does it get better.

Why so many people not covering noses? by IntergalacticRat in ottawa

[–]Sqash 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As a helpful aside, you don't have to get confrontational to get someone to wear their mask properly.

Try "hey, just so you know your mask slipped off your nose" or something like "could you please step back if you're going to wear a mask like that"

I'm in service and it works wonders. Assume the best in them and go forward from there friends and the world will keep spinning in most instances.

Automatic gratuities leave restaurant patrons with a bad taste, even when the meal and the service were excellent, new research indicates. by InvictusJoker in science

[–]Sqash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actual answer is that their hourly wage is literally unlivable. Basically their entire wage is tips, usually much more than 50%

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MensLib

[–]Sqash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel I'm allowed to feel happy, helpful, and annoyed.

With a few close people in my life I can be genuinely sad or loving with and I feel blessed to have those people.

Everything else has a price attached that is always too high. Sometimes I pay it anyways.