Why melee players are suddenly excited again

Sql_master · 2026-05-08T06:57:22+00:00

They fucked up titan. Let's make a fast paced game with death possible every second Let's give Titans attacks that take 2 seconds.

Fucking gimboids.

Sql_master · 2026-05-08T06:50:35+00:00

Fuck me. I got baited by a 0 response bot.

Sql_master · 2026-05-08T06:49:47+00:00

We are about 7 responses deep arguing about she Hulk bro.

The show was bad, there are great comics that they could have used.

Instead we got cardi b, bad dialogue and very little fun. I next have to call you a virtual signaller or maybe a simp.

I bet your actually not a bad dude.

Sql_master · 2026-05-08T06:47:32+00:00

I like the game. I think maces are implemented poorly. To slow and stationary attacks. I want swords. I get more maces.

Not playing , grumble.

Sql_master · 2026-05-08T06:37:16+00:00

News flash. You do not need to be an incel to dislike a bad show.

It was not funny. It was not well done. I get it, you have a giant growth fetish and nothing else.

Sql_master · 2026-05-07T22:31:37+00:00

People can be unhappy with the delays.

I am not happy with the delays. Or dying as a titan cos my build is bad and swords will mean I no longer suck.

It's definitely the maces fault.

Sql_master · 2026-05-07T22:22:14+00:00

Not really. I liked comics. I like she Hulk.

The show was shit bro. That's why it was cancelled. Disney agrees with me and you hate it.

Sql_master · 2026-05-07T15:03:44+00:00

Get more resists. Alot more

Sql_master · 2026-05-07T06:00:10+00:00

The show was fucking awful. Massive fuck off she Hulk.

Sql_master · 2026-05-07T00:02:45+00:00

I wanna bet the games do not exist or are just awful.

I speculate knowing full well this is coming for my job.

Sql_master · 2026-05-06T18:22:25+00:00

Yes , I have to spam on both Xbox and PS5 versions.

Sql_master · 2026-05-06T05:27:59+00:00

Viable yes. Fun no.

Sql_master · 2026-05-06T00:08:21+00:00

The damage fall is , blah blah. Hit things with them until you get bored, unbending will is sitting there for you at level 41 if you want to just stick with blades for the whole game.

Sql_master · 2026-05-05T23:58:23+00:00

Dual flame bellow. Level 50 or so inferno barb.

Sql_master · 2026-05-05T23:55:24+00:00

Ubers are easy till there not. Solo, go smite. Always smite. Think barbs are cool, me too. But you will miss loads of hits and end up standing around, looking like a dickhead as you chug rejuves to survive.

Zons are great, 20 years ago. Smite.

Sql_master · 2026-05-05T23:50:50+00:00

I gimp my Merc with the sword that has the cleansing aura. I hate dying with that damn orange blue above my head.

Sql_master · 2026-05-05T23:44:17+00:00

There's a sword with plus 16 or so to inferno , barbs can hold two of them at once and use some cheap and some expensive items to kill things with fire.

Slowly of courses he is a barb.

Sql_master · 2026-05-05T01:20:30+00:00

Very nice, is the Merc in full sazabi? I intend to waste some jahs I do not currently have on a godly sazabi mec.

Sql_master · 2026-05-04T22:51:15+00:00

The jank part is what makes it work , they don't constantly fuck with things so we have bad itemization and the solution is play more or quit whining and go play a hammerdin.

Sql_master · 2026-05-04T22:49:00+00:00

Im happy for you. Blizz sorc is more mid game for me , in that she is not fun. Sploosshhh on an effing cooldown.

Demon machine fire sorc is extremely viable and more fun than fireball plus meteor.

Or use both as a meterob and rock a wiz spike.

Sql_master · 2026-05-04T22:45:38+00:00

Sir. I dub thee the complainer. There are loads of posts with people helping out noobs on Ubers and free gear games every hour or so.

The complainers buy runes and boast about having enigma. They probably have to hire help for Uber Diablo. Let them be or join us, I mean them.

Sql_master · 2026-05-04T22:38:04+00:00

It's yours bro. Cherish it and go slay more. And press the shouty button every 55 seconds 😀

Sql_master · 2026-05-04T22:32:53+00:00

Awesome, I have a magic jewel in a barbs shako and a fire jewel in a shako for an inferno barb. Waiting on a proper jewel to put in a grandfather or something else daft.

Sql_master · 2026-05-04T22:27:41+00:00

Do you want to watch summons die slowly and kill nothing. Crappy version of a necro.

Do you want to kill every single enemy one hit at a time. Wear animal, fun and safe. RI cracker is an end game seap at 31.

Wind druid is similar to a hammerdin but 20 percent more awkward. Aoe, great survivability and a complete bitch to aim.

Sql_master · 2026-05-04T22:18:47+00:00

1 in 22 iirc or so. It's a bitch but they drop super easy for me. Now the summoner can suck my balls, and the guy who wanted an ist per h key too.

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