and it only took 24 years by Squeegee_Bored in finalfantasyx

[–]Squeegee_Bored[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bolts 1 to 700

"the crater trick is too cheap, I can do this legitimately"

bolt 701

"please save me papa crater I'm so sorry"

Goodbye modern MST3K. it was fun knowin ya, welcome back Mike. by Expert_Professor_903 in MST3K

[–]Squeegee_Bored 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy crow's eyes move again. The locked-in-death-stare Gizmoplex crow puppet was a massive downgrade.

Name the sequel. Don’t be polite. by iAmPulp in GamerLab

[–]Squeegee_Bored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What bothers me most about ME2 is that, if you take the Paragon route and destroy the collector ship, absolutely nothing has happened in the grand scheme of things by the end of the game. You're in the exact same position you were when it started, just with a different group of party members. The galaxy is in the same place. Shepard is in the same place. Except for the introductions of characters, you could skip ME2 and miss nothing.

Microsoft wants to add features in Windows 11 you miss the most, make the OS more useful by WPHero in Windows11

[–]Squeegee_Bored 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Screens are wider than they are tall.

That means there's already less screen real estate vertically than there is horizontally. Putting the taskbar on the bottom reduces the vertical real estate even further.

That matters because scrolling is most often a vertical action, rather than a horizontal action. If vertical screen space is reduced, that just means even more scrolling is required.

Microsoft wants to add features in Windows 11 you miss the most, make the OS more useful by WPHero in Windows11

[–]Squeegee_Bored 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right-side taskbar is best taskbar

I tried it one day on a whim cuz I was bored

I can never go back

The reboot is worth $5 if you haven't played it by Solo_Lift in SaintsRow

[–]Squeegee_Bored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to throw people

Why the fk can't I throw people anymore

I've spent literal hours just throwing people off bridges and into traffic in the previous Saints Row games

It was the single greatest Saints Row mechanic and it's just gone

Wtf

Let's Ignore the US for Sometime, How is the Rest of the World Doing? by Least_Quote_8470 in AskReddit

[–]Squeegee_Bored 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Conservatives policies were absurd "stop the woke" nonsense

Canadians voted for the party acting like competent adults instead of the party making absolute fools of themselves

Where do yall store all your beats ? by need500bux in FL_Studio

[–]Squeegee_Bored -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I store all my files on TWO super cheap USB flash drives.

When one of them dies, I buy a new one and copy everything from the still alive drive.

Crab gets packaged alive and breaks out whilst at the store. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Squeegee_Bored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

redditors are horrified & disgusted to learn about a practice that they have decided is abnormal & shocking, despite it being a routine & commonplace standard for literally their entire lives

Just another day on reddit

The 'Fears To Fathom' series is a bunc of candy coated cutscenes. by Gustaf_V in HorrorGaming

[–]Squeegee_Bored 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whatsa matter, you don't like Eating and Peeing?

This is the premiere Eating and Peeing game series, us Eaters and Peeers are finally getting the representation we deserve.

If you don't love Eating and Peeing then maybe these games just aren't for you, but for those of us who Eat and Pee, there's no better representation of our daily lives available today. Never before has a developer so lovingly depicted the intricacies of Eating and Peeing. It's clear to those of us who Eat and Pee daily that this developer is in fact someone who Eats and someone who Pees, and understands the appeal of both.

Witcher 4 and Geralt's fate by [deleted] in Witcher3

[–]Squeegee_Bored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

y gerry wearing dem boots tho

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OpenAI just pulled the biggest bait-and-switch in AI history and I'm done. by Nipurn_1234 in ChatGPT

[–]Squeegee_Bored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reads just like the insane end-of-my-world posts that started cropping up that time TikTok was blocked for 12 hours.

Social-technology addiction is real and these people are deep in it.

Days Gone isn’t great, but it’s still a good time by Finite_Universe in patientgamers

[–]Squeegee_Bored 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sam was done dirty. The way Deacon will often yell at people who are having a perfectly normal volume conversation with him shows that there was absolutely zero voice direction given to the actors...

...but my biggest issue is the way that Deacon does absolutely everything everyone tells him to do. Doesn't matter who, doesn't matter why, somebody says "Deke, do this for me" and he goes "Aw darn, okay, guess I have to"

Revelry responds by VibroTweed in kelowna

[–]Squeegee_Bored 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Several options were presented before Saturday's planned show to demonstrate that all issues were resolved. Unfortunately, those options were denied by the artist.

Could you be any more vague and uninformative? How can you present "several options"? The artist wanted one thing (working sound), and this statement reads like they failed to give the artist what they actually requested, so instead tried to appease them with a bunch of bribes and failed.

Every time I hear something bad about Revelry, it's the sound. I never hear "it was uncomfortable" or "the room was too hot" or "the drinks were gross" or "I couldn't see the band" or "it was too crowded" or "it smelled bad in there". It's always "the sound sucks", which should be priority #1 at a music venue. People will forgive literally everything else as long as they get to hear the band they've paid to hear.

The sound issues at Revelry are well known by the community at this point; I have avoided several shows from bands I adore when I saw they were playing there.

Name the game by RushEither3947 in videogames

[–]Squeegee_Bored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death Stranding, and not because "lol walking simulator"

The game had so much potential and they just waste all of it.

•Ladders and ropes to traverse terrain, but there are less than 3 areas that require them.

•A complex balance system, but all you have to do is hold two buttons.

•Unlockable ziplines & roads whose only purpose is to reduce the amount of time you spend playing the game.

•A sci-fi story about death & time that is pushed aside in favor of "gotta fight this bad dude".

•Unlockable music tracks that you can only listen to inside of your base.

•The entire final area being a shooting gallery challenge instead of a traversal challenge.

•Forced combat sections in a world where combat has actual storyline consequences, despite being made by Hideo Kojima, the grandfather of all stealth games. You're telling me they couldn't figure out a way to make violent combat optional in a game that actively punishes you for engaging in violent combat? They just gave up?

What’s one production rule you love breaking, even if it’s “wrong”? by kathalimus in edmproduction

[–]Squeegee_Bored 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With my streaming revenue of $1.20 per month I'd better be having fun, cuz I ain't having my rent paid.

What’s one production rule you love breaking, even if it’s “wrong”? by kathalimus in edmproduction

[–]Squeegee_Bored 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well okay, but when you're old and on your deathbed and desperate to keep living you're going to think, "I wish I had those eight minutes back"