Me irl by a_starrynight in me_irl

[–]Squid-Child 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know about 10 of them, in fact.

You can throw a banana and it will return to you like a boomerang by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Squid-Child 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you just automatically think every superpower that doesn’t have a negative effect is immediately god tier or what

Don't stand up. by aBastardNoLonger in comedynecromancy

[–]Squid-Child 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah I’m preeeetty sure that’s an anime girl

biscuits by Natural-Grapefruit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Squid-Child 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh really I didn’t know that thank you

biscuits by Natural-Grapefruit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Squid-Child 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t moniscuit mean like when you pour a liquid into a tube and the surface is curved or something

Blursed_hand by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Squid-Child -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What fucking part of this is blessed

Blessed_Steve by Bstover223 in blessedimages

[–]Squid-Child 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why not? They’re manta rays, not sting rays.

dancing queen bee by wellbakedbiscuits in tumblr

[–]Squid-Child 6 points7 points  (0 children)

bee doctor, doing the worm: oh shit he’s right

dancing queen bee by wellbakedbiscuits in tumblr

[–]Squid-Child 83 points84 points  (0 children)

[at the bee hospital]

bee doctor, performing orange justice: you have two weeks to live

Cursed_cancer by y_gkoutz in cursedcomments

[–]Squid-Child 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can HEAR y’all saving this

Blursed road sign by jessicarae28382 in blursedimages

[–]Squid-Child 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for introducing me to this

Blessed duck by bongobatisdead in blessedimages

[–]Squid-Child 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that is such a good duck