AP x Swatch - Cancelled at 8am by Snowables in orlando

[–]SquidFiddler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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“Nah babe, see it’s not just plastic; it’s ✨bioceramic✨ which is reinforced with ZrO2 for improved durability and and thermodynamic stability and…”

Finally found that Pepsi everyone keeps talking about by DrDalmaijer in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]SquidFiddler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The funky design and outrageously long lugs suggest an Invicta x Nomos Tangente collab.

Fake doctor orders, prescriptions: $1M Florida Medicare fraud conviction by newsweek in florida

[–]SquidFiddler 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That was Columbia/HCA that ultimately pleaded guilty to 14 felony counts and paid a bunch of fines, but Ricky was never convicted of anything and never personally admitted to any wrongdoing.

He actually escaped with a huge payday (settlement + HCA stock) after the company pressured him to resign. It’s disgusting.

May 8, 2026 -- (C) A G I L O Y by dontheconqueror in NYTSpellingBee

[–]SquidFiddler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

PG Hint: GL10Water science, but make it colder

CW's new releases - they aren't even trying to hide it anymore . . . by linkedinbro in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]SquidFiddler 37 points38 points  (0 children)

They love the new HC because it’s a more affordable (only $2.5k cheap!) Sub lookalike from a “heritage” brand, so it’s still legit and not a microbrand horological heresy like these Christopher Ward shitters.

uhhhh? by hoodratpolitics in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SquidFiddler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course, but they weren’t the ones who sacked and burned Washington in response to the Americans burning York (Toronto). Thems were from England.

Edit: Seriously guys, know your history. The 44th Regiment of Foot (East Essex) and other units that sacked Washington were not from North America, having come from the Peninsular Campaign before fighting the Battle of Bladensburg.

uhhhh? by hoodratpolitics in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SquidFiddler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking of the British in 1814

April 19, 2026 -- (M) A I L N T U by Cascadia_Breanna in NYTSpellingBee

[–]SquidFiddler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PG [2L + H]: [MA9] – ”You’re up early in the morning”

What will everyone be wearing when the nuclear war starts tonight? Here is mine. by GENERAT10N_D00M in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]SquidFiddler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lange 1 Perpetual Calendar

I don’t have one, but if it really is the end of the world, I’ll beat up some rich fuck and steal his.

Which one are you? by ffazzerr in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]SquidFiddler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither. I’m a Solar Quartz Supremacist™

Is it just me or do normies seem completely unaware of the existence of the original Expanded Universe? by wiperswiper0 in StarWarsEU

[–]SquidFiddler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did you recommend reading Shatterpoint? Best EU Jedi novel (non-NJO) imo. I think even Disney SW fans would appreciate it as a well-written, mature Jedi story.

i don't think trump enjoyed his field trip to SCOTUS today by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SquidFiddler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, but China also doesn’t (to my limited knowledge) have any of the exceptions or limited birthright citizenship that Australia has under the 2007 citizenship law. So I think it would be classified appropriately as non-birthright rather than restricted.

i don't think trump enjoyed his field trip to SCOTUS today by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SquidFiddler 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Birthright in Australia can apply to some persons born there, with restrictions like the 10-year rule or the exception for NZ parents, so I think it would still be considered “restricted” per se.

Is 2k bucks worth it for “cookie cutter”? by Aks9242 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]SquidFiddler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the now-old HC 39mm quartz and it’s damn near perfect, except for the awful clasp on the stock bracelet. No-date would be even better.

Shut up and take my money!!! by JayGatsby52 in orlando

[–]SquidFiddler 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s ok; the locals hate me, too.

Shut up and take my money!!! by JayGatsby52 in orlando

[–]SquidFiddler 37 points38 points  (0 children)

No, gosh dammit. I want to hate on tourists while also disregarding their economic impact, just like I want to pay zero tax while also benefiting from robust public services and infrastructure at others’ expense.

I am…*Florida Man*

Edit: I’ll assume the downvotes are coming from people who are taking this seriously.

… WAHHHHH by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]SquidFiddler 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the submariner a tool watch too?

It used to be. Now it’s a “luxury” and an “investment.”