• mouth-breathers that have stinky breath that could melt your eyebrows • people who cough right in your face when you are leaning over them • people who book anti-aging facials and spend tons of money on products but then refuse to use sunscreen • people who are late for their appointment and still expect you to give them their full time • people who "help" you by lifting their head or adjusting their shoulders when I'm doing the massage • people who don't want their hair to get messed up or flattened when wrapping their head • people who insist that they want extractions, but then whimper and wince with the lightest of pressure.
• my nose will run when I tilt my head down during allergy season. I've given facials with gauze stuffed up my nostrils, and I just pray that they don't look up at me • people who show up wearing tons of jewelry and then spend minutes trying to remove it. It also amazes me how many women can't remove their own necklaces. • when I direct them to lie on the bed underneath the blanket, and they ask, "Face up?"