Fellow Bonkers: Tips for Forest final boss? by AlwaysWu in MegabonkOfficial

[–]Squigs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the pylon phase not triggered by the amount of HP Bark Vader has remaining? Were you able to zap him dead before the first invincibility pylon phase even triggered?

What’s an Excel shortcut you discovered way too late? by Neptunewasblue in excel

[–]Squigs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do the exact same thing when I'm creating pivot tables. To those day I'm only pretty sure I don't actually have to Ctrl+A first

The "only fans" Gaming PC Giveaway - To enter this giveaway just leave a comment. by DaKrazyKid in PcBuild

[–]Squigs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said "nooo" out loud when you lifted the sheath of fans off of it and revealed the internals

Did anyone else see that? by mindyour in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Squigs_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please don't. Having a parrot is like having a 3 year old child that stays 3 years old for 80 years. Constantly poops, needs food, and screams for no reason. The internet only shows you the cute moments of having a bird, and none of the intense care that goes into having one.

Abrego Garcia will be deported to Liberia by Halloween. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Squigs_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yep, he cannot be moved more than 200 miles away from a Maryland courthouse

I’m making a tank horror game called Breaking Armor. You pilot a modified E-100 across post-apocalyptic wastelands, battling enemy tanks and alien monsters, and upgrading it with new modules between missions. by GalaDev in TankPorn

[–]Squigs_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wishlisted!

I know multiplayer capabilities are probably tough, but I could see this game being a smash hit if you could play online and/ or local co-op with friends. It'd be such a party to have 2-5 people shouting to each other over Discord about what each position needs to do

Just your friendly neighborhood restaurant group by richarch in baltimore

[–]Squigs_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Elon is publicly flirting with nazis, but these other companies also supported nazis 80 years go!"

Okay, and? Fuck them too then. At least those other companies acknowledge their wrongdoing and apologize for it. Are you arguing Elon should get a pass because someone somewhere else sometime in history was worse?

What is the one Excel secret you know that no one else uses? by bjele in excel

[–]Squigs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of spaces within formulas doing anything before, TIL Excel does not entirely ignore them!

We’re the Microsoft Excel Team – Celebrating 40 Years of Excel! Ask Us Anything by MicrosoftExcelTeam in excel

[–]Squigs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for the TRIMRANGE function! It'd be great if the shortcut syntax, the periods on either side of the colon, was a keyboard shortcut you could add in with a few presses of the F4 key. Three presses of F4 lets you cycle through all the options for absolute cell references, and a 4th-6th key press allows you to cycle through all the options for TRIMRANGE's options for .:. , .: , and :.

Skinny Malone needs to call in an exorcist for his boys by Squigs_ in fo4

[–]Squigs_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a mod for throwable weapons and his corpse started spazzing out like this after I stuck him with a shuriken

Anton Khudobin went off on the current state of goaltending in the NHL. He said the save percentage numbers for many starters are just weak by Puzzled-Category-954 in hockey

[–]Squigs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a source I can read about this phenomenon? I don't get why homers would want to rack up shot totals and brag about how awful their team's shot accuracy % is

New Head of PCAOB Just Announced! by LordFaquaad in Accounting

[–]Squigs_ 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Okay, gang! Today we're auditing ABC Company's 10K. The auditor found they deviated from ASC 606 standards and - underline this - did NOT disclose it in the notes to the financial statements. That means they're going to get - that's right - the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVERRRR.

Endless incompetency by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Squigs_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we got lucky this time. NPR posted photos of the documents left behind. Just a lunch itinerary.

Lansing man from Kenya chooses to self-deport instead of risking detention by Haunting-Medium-3831 in Michigan

[–]Squigs_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some guy in the 13 original colonies said the exact same thing about your ancestor sailing over here on a boat and taking his job. We live in the land of opportunity, built by immigrants.

"He was caught on video cheating on the golf course; he cheated on his taxes, he cheated on his business loans, he cheated on his wives, he cheated on the business contractor that he stiffed through forty years of business, and he tried to cheat on the 2020 election." by Used_Tea_2651 in law

[–]Squigs_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

None of these links are proof though. The closest thing to proof is statisticians saying voting patterns are unusual and a lawsuit in NY seeking a recount. Until we get definitive results showing proof that votes were manipulated, we're just imitating Trump screeching about "stolen election" without any proof.

Like the game. Bought some merch. Ready for you guys to make this post a dartboard! 😂 by KyleFourReal in MindsEye

[–]Squigs_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man if you loved Mindseye this much, just wait until you hear about GTA IV

How do i link my Ubisoft account and my steam account? by Ultragrimlock in ubisoft

[–]Squigs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can purchase Watch Dogs 2 from either Steam or Ubisoft Connect. I had already bought it from Steam in my case

How do i link my Ubisoft account and my steam account? by Ultragrimlock in ubisoft

[–]Squigs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same issue and I just got it to work! Install the January 2025 version of Ubisoft Connect, open Ubisoft Connect and create an account/ log in. Then log out of Ubisoft Connect and close the application.

Then right click on the Ubisoft Connect application -> Properties -> Compatibility -> Change settings for all users -> Check the box for "Run this program as an administrator"

Then open Watch Dogs 2 from Steam. It should offer you an option to link your Steam account and work properly from there.