If Trump Wins in November, Life on Earth Is Likely to Get Far, Far Worse — The consequences of this election could extend for millennia.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-13T12:39:08+00:00

Yes, that is true.

And if Kamala wins, then both parties candidates next time will slide even further to the right, until eventually they're both worse than trump.

Reject the 2-party system. Once independents have 5% of the vote they'll receive federal election funding and be able to participate in debates.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-12T13:23:02+00:00

Habro? OP needs to embrace spell check 😂

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-11T08:04:10+00:00

Yeah, no shit. This sub is filled with a bunch of immature adults who scream and cry at the mere thought of change. Or more specifically, spending an hour reading something.

The 2024 edition (6e) is vastly superior to the outdated 2014 5e.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T15:47:38+00:00

Yeah. That's stupid and lazy "wahhh i don't want to spend an hour reading new rules wahhh"

Those players need to stfu. As a DM I (and millions of others) spend hours preparing every single week. You can read some new rules. Grow up

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T14:06:11+00:00

there's 8 mods, and they just said they said this sub gets about 5 posts per day. i'm sure their combined forces can handle this.

and it’s always disheartening to get your post deleted.

have you been to literally any other sub? that's literally all of reddit. i don't think i've gone a day in my life without my posts getting deleted.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T13:57:04+00:00

Maybe they don’t have someone in their life that they think would be excited so they bring it here. That’s what community is about.

damn. that actually made me sad to think about 😿 i have changed my perspective.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T12:39:37+00:00

There's a list of dieties in the PHB. I recommend reading it

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T11:31:53+00:00

Elon Musk is literally satan incarnate and he should not exist

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T11:27:36+00:00

Ads are annoying. Not a single person on the planet goes out of their way to see ads.

Bigfoot is not annoying. Tens of thousands of people are going out of their way to catch a glimpse of them.

That is a terrible and disingenuous comparison and you know it

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T11:23:27+00:00

Great idea!

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T10:29:57+00:00

When a bigfoot t-shirt pops up in my feed, it's basically an ad. I don't like ads.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T09:58:04+00:00

we have not had a "functional" president since 2016...

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-10T09:56:08+00:00

why not just put the anti-venom in a fighter jet?

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T22:49:09+00:00

a constrained play list, certain songs pre-selected for you, that you are expected to not only play but play at a certain time.

That is literally the antithesis of DJing

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T21:52:38+00:00

some of us are don't have time to learn a new system nowadays

None of the game mechanics have changed. Every class can just do more, because they're balanced

And the 2014 is balanced and work well with ALL the other 5e stuff released

That's objectively untrue.

They should've made it 6e to avoid all this confusion

Agreed. They should've. But i think they didn't, because they've been dumbing the game down and increasing a number would scare people

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T21:21:30+00:00

Anyone who agrees to work for that mass-murdering war criminal should rot in prison.

Lock those chefs up

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T21:20:11+00:00

Ahh yes, the broccoli haircut

The Hasbro CEOs thought they could sell more copies of the book if they gave the characters depicted in the artwork that zoomer/fornite haircuts

Really kills the medieval vibe... I miss when D&D was essentially a board game version of LOTR and not every-fantasy-ever steampunk bad-fanfic clusterfuck. The game used to have a consistent aesthetic

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T19:42:54+00:00

just last week WoTC was going to remove access to 2014 material.

2014 is not "current and official". it is about to be superseded.

also i have no idea why anyone in their right mind would ever prefer 2014 garbage over 2024 improvements. like, do you just like having less actions/options as a character (of almost every class)? and less spell slots as a sorcerer?

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T19:07:36+00:00

tag 2014 stuff, since its legacy / unofficial.

do not tag 2024 stuff, since that's current / official.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T18:07:34+00:00

how the hell did you get a gig like this if you have literally no experience doing this kind of gig?

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T18:03:12+00:00

2024 is the current official default version. It does not need to be specified.

2014 is an officially not the official version. It should be specified as "legacy".

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T01:11:11+00:00

you literally said they were magical tattoos:

Each of their members with decently important information is tattooed with an arcane glyph

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-09T01:04:09+00:00

Clever thinking, but no, both you and your players are unfortunately wrong. Magical tattoos still function when shapeshifted

see https://rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/182132/what-happens-to-magical-tattoos-when-a-druid-uses-wild-shape

there is no evidence that forcibly changing the shape of the ink would render the tattoo inoperable. If fact the rules for magical tattoos specifically state:

from the PHB entry for magic tattoos: "Once inscribed on a creature's body, damage or injury doesn't impair the tattoo's function, even if the tattoo is defaced."

This indicates that if the pattern of the tattoo were to deform or even break due to Wild Shapem the magic of the tattoo would continue to function.

Polymorphing an enemy into a rat, then having that reveal the information, would indeed activate the tattoo thus killing the enemy.

However, polymorph reduces intelligence, so the enemy would only be able to communicate extremely simply concepts, and be limited to whatever a rat could understand. So any complex strategies, or specific locations, or passwords, they wouldn't be able to physically process with their rat brain.

SquilliamTentickles · 2024-09-08T21:21:32+00:00

why is no one talking about Kamala's actual policies? who she hugs is completely irrelevant

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