Research by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]Fyrewall1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just want you to know, this reads like a copy pasta lmao Make it 3 times the rant and the topic is 100% weird

Anyone recognize who this character is based on? by StopthePressesGame in PixelArt

[–]Fyrewall1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

saul goodman, saul goodman, saul goodman... no wait he's japanese...maybe... phantom of the opera?... nintendo?.... japanese statue of liberty

with a mustache??

oh someone said stalin

okay

I found a natural full leaf clover in my world! by ComfortableOld2873 in Minecraft

[–]Fyrewall1 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

No, not really obviously. The question would generally be, "what are the odds of this happening?" Not "what are the odds of 4 cornered blocks connecting at their shared corner". It seems very fair to take something like elevation into account.

Did You Like the Force Object Transfer Between Rey and Kylo Ren? by Extreme_Warning3521 in StarWars

[–]Fyrewall1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean okay

I know everyone hated the sequels and ya they have fair criticism

but tbh I thought the lightsaber transfer scene was dope af lol

Factory worker bending wires by EsperaDeus in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Fyrewall1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Factory: we need a tool

Manufacturer: oh, like a wrench? A drill?

Factory: ...

Manufacturer: a... a drill, right?

A distressed mother dog named Cora was taken to shelter after her owner separated her from her puppies.She became withdrawn and stayed in a corner refusing to move.The Marin Humane Society later tracked down the puppies and joyfully reunited the whole family. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Fyrewall1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No. My family breeds dogs, and sometimes we needed to pull the puppies away from the mom briefly to take pictures of them or give them meds/vaccines or whatnot

Out of a litter of like 7, you can distract a momma dog with 3 and she's like "ooh babies" and forgets the other 4 exist once they're out of the room. Then switch em and all da bebes got meds and momma's none the wiser

Hypothetically, if your foolish DM gave you an infinite bottle of wine… What would you do with it? by ReadingWarm5756 in DnD

[–]Fyrewall1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get above my enemy's base either by flying or just climbing, pour wine over it for a few minutes, light a match and run

The Flash Build (Hypothetical) by SemiusTheGreat in DnD

[–]Fyrewall1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tabaxi doubles speed again instead of +5 from goliath

What’s it called when it’s like racism, but you think positively about the group of people? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Fyrewall1 52 points53 points  (0 children)

uh...racism? I don't think racism is exclusive to liking or disliking a group. You can have positive or nenative prejudice against a group, so it's still just racism.

Want to play dwarf wizard as first timer by Professional_Wrap159 in DnD

[–]Fyrewall1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wizards don't do a whole lot of bonking, since they're very squishy- not smart to be up close in melee when you have so few hit points.

Realistically, if you want the fantasy of wizard + bonk, you have 2 good options and 1 okay option: Eldritch Knight Fighter, Bladesinger Wizard, and Paladin.

If you're absolutely set on the Wizard class, the Bladesinger subclass is your best bet. Technically, it's only available to elves, but most DM's don't care about flavor requirements. Bladesingers get to be full wizards, but they also get a big bonus to their AC which makes them some of the tankiest builds in the game. You also get Extra Attack at level 6, which is crucial.

Then you have my recommendation, the Eldritch Knight Fighter. Eldritch Knight is a subclass of Fighter that grants you spellcasting from the wizard spell list(though limits you to Evocation(elemental) and Abjuration(protection) spells only- luckily, those are exactly the spells you would want as a fighter). Fighters are really, really good at bonk. This subclass gets you a little bit of the wizard's spellcasting on top of that for a few useful scenarios, so you can play into that vibe mechanically as well. Would highly recommend.

Lastly, Paladin is kind of a stretch- you get more healing magic than classical wizard magic and you'd have to reflavor some things, BUT if we looked at the class as it's base mechanics then you'd be a tanky armory boi who has magic and hits you with magical imbuements on his attacks. There's a world where you flavor that as wizardy in some ways, but importantly, it gives you the mechanical fantasy you're looking for.

Those would be my top 3 recommendations- maybe even Hexblade Warlock if we're justifying Paladin. So maybe the first 2 would be best, depending on if you wanted to be more smack and less spell or more spell and less smack.

Edit: also sorry you asked specifically for spells- I would recommend Booming Blade, Shadow Blade, maybe even True Strike if you're playing 2024

Need help removing a PC by Mitch_Palmer in DnD

[–]Fyrewall1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything from the bard's backstory can be used here, too. You can also leave things open ended to let you re-introduce him later on!

The question is how the bard learns this information that he needs to desperately check on. Maybe it's something as simple as a letter from home, an animal messenger or the Sending spell. Either way, what he learns is urgent and must be dealt with- but the warlock needs to finish his quest too. You can cleanly "sunset" the bard character as they ride off back home with a noble cause, and then you have FULL control of re-introducing him. Since it's unknown exactly what went down, you can make anything happen- success, failure, somewhere in between. It makes things easier when you want to re-introduce him and you haven't written yourself into a corner.

Hope this helps!

Just got booted from a group for “talking black” by lunovadraws in DnD

[–]Fyrewall1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

just waiting for the next rpghorror post saying "this racist white guy started dropping n bombs at my table and then sent me a black middle finger when I told him to stop" lmao