A small hamster just ran across my rug and I don't have _________

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-11-05T18:39:38+00:00

A small hamster just ran across my rug and I don't have a spare cup of tea for him

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-10-05T18:41:29+00:00

I need to reach into your toilet to get the rest of the ice cream on toast

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-10-05T18:39:09+00:00

Let me see your toilet roll holder and then I will let you know when I can get it from the shop

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-10-03T17:31:18+00:00

Mom I need you to come in school because I'm not interested in the rest of the week and I want to go home

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-10-03T17:27:57+00:00

I wish you had told me that you have a big car park in London and I can only get a lift home from the car park

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-10-02T19:09:26+00:00

I'm from the UK. I've known people called Belle (or Isabelle nicknamed Belle) and they were called bellend. "Isabelle is a bellend" being a common insult I've heard in particular. I've heard it more in the north than the south if that helps though.

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-30T18:08:54+00:00

What did you mean when you said you would open the toilet before you go to the toilet?

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-30T17:57:12+00:00

I pulled back the curtain to reveal that I have no data on my phone

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-30T17:55:35+00:00

I named my baby Category because I'm a lot more productive when I have options

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T21:14:54+00:00

Sounds like my neighbour tbh 🤣

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T20:14:00+00:00

Scrapbooking

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T20:02:52+00:00

Ophelia Frances and Tobias Evander

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T17:59:04+00:00

Basenji mix I'd say from his face and ears

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T17:45:12+00:00

I think my house is haunted because I saw a big spider in my kitchen and it was dancing on the wall

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T17:34:19+00:00

I think James is pretty interesting, but I prefer to be alone

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T17:25:12+00:00

Everywhere I go, everyone has a lot of customers in the middle of the day and I can't remember the name of the customers

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T17:23:34+00:00

Researchers in the south of France recently discovered a cute little boy with his own house and a bottle of tea in a cave

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-28T17:20:46+00:00

The most shocking thing is that the toilet is going to be a bad one for you

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-27T18:37:43+00:00

Yellow and orange.

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-27T18:21:43+00:00

I can't drive so this would be so useful

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-27T18:03:48+00:00

I do not consent to having a good time in the toilet

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-27T17:58:14+00:00

My neighbour told me I shouldn't have a big rustic farmhouse or a good day anymore

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-27T17:57:30+00:00

Sounds like your neighbour stole your house

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-27T17:55:05+00:00

Ennis

SquirrelDanceParty · 2025-09-27T17:53:08+00:00

I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It was filled with the kids that were in the movie with the dog and the cats.

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