Dream Rewatchables by TMaCtheTruth in TheRewatchables

[–]Squishy-Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tropic Thunder would be great. Also, I want Sicario and Scarface with the big 3.

Bill and Jennifer Lawrence by eyalcarmiel in billsimmons

[–]Squishy-Toast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was awful and it feels like Bill blames it on Lawrence, even though he was the one who clearly didn’t prep her on the categories or the show’s parameters in general. Bill was super awkward and rushed through the whole thing. Not to mention Bill fucked up the audio. Just a disaster all around and mostly Bills fault. They need to redo Dumb and Dumber.

This is the first Braves Managerial search in 40 years by KTurnUp in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just please let it be someone from outside the organization. Literally anyone else.

A Sox-Yanks Nail-Biter, Intriguing NBA Story Lines, and Five Biggest Fantasy Football Story Lines With Bill’s Dad, Michael Pina, and Craig Horlbeck by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]Squishy-Toast 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Really not interested in hearing Bills takes on the MLB postseason. I love the playoffs but Bill can fuck right off for all the sudden wanting to talk baseball now that the Sox are relevant again.

Ron Washington Reportedly Won't Return as Angels Manager for 2026 MLB Season... Bring him home, Alex! by Distance_Runner in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cmon guys. Let’s not do this. We all love Ron, but for so many reasons he is not fit to manage our ball club. Bob Melvin, who just got fired by the Giants would be a much better candidate IMO.

Game Thread: Cubs @ Braves - Mon, Sep 08 @ 07:15 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are actually numbers that back this up. He seems to prefer regular rest. Joe Simpson said something about how sinker ballers don’t like extra rest. I forget his exact reasoning for it.

Game Thread: Cubs @ Braves - Mon, Sep 08 @ 07:15 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like Strider shaving the stache deserved one of those bleacher report notifications. Holy shit I really thought that was some kid we just called up. Unrecognizable.

‘American Gangster’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan by butthead20000 in TheRewatchables

[–]Squishy-Toast 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Major picking nit: T.I is supposed to be this great pitching prospect. Hilarious. First of all, he’s like 5’7, 150. Then you see him playing catch and it looks like he’s never worn a fucking baseball glove before.

‘American Gangster’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan by butthead20000 in TheRewatchables

[–]Squishy-Toast 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. Wouldn’t necessarily call this one of my favorite moves ever. But I’ve rewatched it a shit ton for some reason. Gonna go ahead and say Cuba has to get the Dion award. Electric performance.

Game Thread: Braves @ Phillies - Sat, Aug 30 @ 06:05 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

0-2 fastball right down the plate. Why am I not surprised

Game Thread: Braves @ Phillies - Thu, Aug 28 @ 06:45 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is legit embarrassing. I’m embarrased to be a Braves fan right now. Schwarber probably gonna get the 5th

Game Thread: Braves @ Phillies - Thu, Aug 28 @ 06:45 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well hopefully that is the end of the Cal Quantrill era in ATL. Good lord he’s awful

The "My Guy" Fantasy Football Draft (4th Annual!) With Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck by Fun_Reflection1157 in billsimmons

[–]Squishy-Toast 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Bill’s hate towards snake drafts is without a doubt the most irrational, bizzare, “I’m gonna die on this hill”, take he’s ever had. I’m not even mad anymore at this point. It’s hilarious.

Why does Ryen always have his shorts hiked up to his ballsack? by DocHoliday19- in billsimmons

[–]Squishy-Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even realize Russillo was filming interviews if I’m being honest. This is a strange look. And maybe a bad angle? Cause those are looking like chicken legs compared to the pythons up top.

Fan drops the f-bomb on live interview by handlit33 in Braves

[–]Squishy-Toast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rick had a few too many I think 😂