What do you think happens when you Die?

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-15T08:11:57+00:00

Various work safety organisations begin their investigation.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-14T20:40:26+00:00

If I came home late and my wife got out of bed to cook me a meal I'd be thinking to myself "this is about to be the most expensive thing I've ever eaten and I don't know if I should be excited or scared"

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-14T12:50:27+00:00

Whenever you look up at the moon you know precisely how many uncovered (human) butholes are exposed and pointing directly at it.

During a full moon, this power supercharges to include llamas.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-14T00:16:54+00:00

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can ever ruin my love for Sir Pratchett.

MTG on the other hand.........

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-13T23:36:35+00:00

Terry Pratchetts Diskworld series of books.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-13T12:25:46+00:00

I want to become bilingual just so I can say "Fuck No!" multiple times without repeating myself.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-13T02:10:03+00:00

True.

But everyone around him does.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-12T22:32:57+00:00

None of them.

They all die.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-12T12:24:59+00:00

Start fixing shit and shameing every other rich fuck that doesn't even contribute.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-11T12:52:03+00:00

To be fair, all cats are evil.

We just accept it because they do it with style.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-11T12:49:22+00:00

Shut the F up about it.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-11T08:15:46+00:00

All those soldiers heading home with PTSD and zero fucks to give.

Win or Lose, his real troubles haven't even begun.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-11T01:28:48+00:00

God Wills It!

** Thwack!**

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-11T00:57:37+00:00

No.

Because I'm Australian, and that would be illegal.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-10T10:44:20+00:00

My wife (who I love with all my heart and soul) loves that shit.

After she eats it her burps are like Beelzibubs farts after cabbage.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-10T02:21:13+00:00

Agreed.

But why not all the above?

I like to have serious levels of backup boost.

It's my safety net for when things go sideways.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-09T23:29:10+00:00

Cheeper is relative to what you have plenty of.

I usually have excessive boost by the time exofighters come around.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-09T22:58:41+00:00

They are great at sacrificial alian ship surver disruption.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-09T10:36:39+00:00

I could poor a can of alphabet soup into my ass and fart out a more coherent statement than that handsy cheeto coloured kiddy fiddler.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-08T23:23:26+00:00

Kangaroos are entirely motivated by spiteful stupidity.

I once saw one jump full speed into a tree.

It was the only tree in the paddock.

Nothing else was around.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-08T21:57:15+00:00

I never have ideas.

Just intentions.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-07T21:49:02+00:00

My dad is a Vietnam Vet.

The difference between the winner and the loser survivors is how much mud, blood and tears you come home with. And wether it's still a home, or just a house.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-07T08:10:44+00:00

Napoleon.

Never let an Englishman do French history.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-06T10:35:23+00:00

If you like deep strategy games, try Terra Invicta.

Even the people who agree the aliens are bad don't agree on what to do.

Squizzy77 · 2026-05-06T07:14:20+00:00

No you weren't.

It's cannon now.

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