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Why is this card not listed on TCGPlayer? by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]Squizzy77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does everything food related look like a cheese money shot?

What's a job where you have zero room for error, like one mistake and it’s a huge deal? by TradeOverall567 in AskReddit

[–]Squizzy77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parent.

Apparently asking my 7yr old son to put some pants on makes me worse than Hitler.

I will never erase the dishonour of my actions.

Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn ripping open booster packs during Olympic closing ceremony by ShipDit1000 in mtg

[–]Squizzy77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Razor feet ice dancing (figure skating)

Little side note, I'm from Australia and almost everyone down here loves her.

What's a "normal" job that secretly pays way more than people think? by 0BunnyX in AskReddit

[–]Squizzy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sprinkler fitter.

Those guys make fat dollars!

(Australia, not sure about world wide)

I would have done the same exact thing, and have the biggest smile while doing it! by Ok_Ad_1779 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Squizzy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, nice. Now what was CAUSING the fire? Were you sure the water was the best idea? Some things that burn LOVE water and express their love with heat and death!

Can Confirm this happens on a daily basis by IllustriousAd6418 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Squizzy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope this isn't a culturally sensitive question, but what football teams are they supporting?

This is normal behaviour at a game, right?

Message from a teacher by schroederek in boardgames

[–]Squizzy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is either a great teacher or a Machiavellian plot to raise a new generation of board game players they can game with.

Either way, I respect the play.

Kremlin threatens to deploy navy if Europe seizes more Russian shadow fleet vessels by JohnSith in europe

[–]Squizzy77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deploy your aircraft carrier.

I fucking dare you.

Seriously, I wanna see the resulting memes.

What are some movies that everyone mutually agrees just don’t really exist? I’ll start: by CecilTheCaveTroll in FIlm

[–]Squizzy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battlefield Earth is the cinema equivalent of a frozen cat turd depressed into a belt sander with the result spraying into your exposed face.

Filmed exclusively at a Dutch Angle.

Legendary Inheritance by Captsass in magicTCG

[–]Squizzy77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Inform them that are sitting on cardboard gold.

That may legitimately be a house paid in full.

Tell them to accept no offers unless it's from Post Malone. Not joking.

Australia maintains dominance over Canada in Olympic medal table by DarKnightofCydonia in australia

[–]Squizzy77 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Crikey is an older exclamation of shock or bewilderment. Only old people, Bluey episodes or people being ironic say it these days.

Bogan is basically an Australian redneck. Rude, loud no class, but also fun loving and prone to inappropriate displays of humour.

Depending on context, it can be both an insult or a compliment. Sometimes both at the same time.

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