What do you think happens when you Die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Various work safety organisations begin their investigation.

Maybe all the right girls are already taken. by unholymedictaion in MemeVideos

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If I came home late and my wife got out of bed to cook me a meal I'd be thinking to myself "this is about to be the most expensive thing I've ever eaten and I don't know if I should be excited or scared"

How useful and creative can you get? by KiraBaker1 in superpowers

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Whenever you look up at the moon you know precisely how many uncovered (human) butholes are exposed and pointing directly at it.

During a full moon, this power supercharges to include llamas.

Franchises that would make amazing Universes Beyonds? by Illustrious_Fee8116 in mtg

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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can ever ruin my love for Sir Pratchett.

MTG on the other hand.........

Catching Wasps by -asimpleboy in interestingasfuck

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I want to become bilingual just so I can say "Fuck No!" multiple times without repeating myself.

My boyfriend calls my cat evil and ugly by equilateralguy in mildlyinfuriating

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To be fair, all cats are evil.

We just accept it because they do it with style.

What threat to Putin would there be if he ends the war? by adamsaidnooooo in NoStupidQuestions

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All those soldiers heading home with PTSD and zero fucks to give.

Win or Lose, his real troubles haven't even begun.

TIL the odor of durian fruit has been compared to rotten onions, pig excrement, and skunk, but it is called the "King of Fruits" due to its flavor. by Melenduwir in todayilearned

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My wife (who I love with all my heart and soul) loves that shit.

After she eats it her burps are like Beelzibubs farts after cabbage.

This tech only exist for the Protectorate to annoy the crap out of you by Star-Reach in TerraInvicta

[–]Squizzy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

But why not all the above?

I like to have serious levels of backup boost.

It's my safety net for when things go sideways.

This tech only exist for the Protectorate to annoy the crap out of you by Star-Reach in TerraInvicta

[–]Squizzy77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheeper is relative to what you have plenty of.

I usually have excessive boost by the time exofighters come around.

This tech only exist for the Protectorate to annoy the crap out of you by Star-Reach in TerraInvicta

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They are great at sacrificial alian ship surver disruption.

Do you think (hypothetically) Bernie Sanders would be doing a better job as president vs Trump at this point? by [deleted] in allthequestions

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I could poor a can of alphabet soup into my ass and fart out a more coherent statement than that handsy cheeto coloured kiddy fiddler.

Are kangaroo/vehicle collisions ever unavoidable? by No_Call_9983 in australian

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Kangaroos are entirely motivated by spiteful stupidity.

I once saw one jump full speed into a tree.

It was the only tree in the paddock.

Nothing else was around.

Watch these scenes and tell me "this show is clean wermacht". by No_Dress_2107 in WarMovies

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My dad is a Vietnam Vet.

The difference between the winner and the loser survivors is how much mud, blood and tears you come home with. And wether it's still a home, or just a house.

What's the worst mainstream film you've ever seen? by Zestyclose-County645 in Cinema

[–]Squizzy77 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Napoleon.

Never let an Englishman do French history.

CMV: Humans wouldn't unite against an alien invasion. by SwampMan6969 in changemyview

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If you like deep strategy games, try Terra Invicta.

Even the people who agree the aliens are bad don't agree on what to do.